So I'm doing this again
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Veteran: Hey can I ask something REALLY important
Player: It better be
Player: It's three in the morning Veteran
Veteran: It is important trust me
Player: Well, what is it?
Veteran:
Veteran: Do you want to build a snowma-
Player: *tHROWS PILLOW*
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Veteran: Hey Player
Veteran: You left your phone in reactor
Veteran: Player
Veteran: Player answer me
Veteran:
Veteran: Wait
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Bro: *lays down next to Ninja and puts head on his lap because fluff*
Bro: Tell me I'm pretty
Ninja: *stroking hair* You're pretty fucking annoying that's what you are
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Mr Cheese: I'm sorry you're sad
Mr Cheese: If you're sad you shouldn't be
Mr Cheese: Because sad backwards is das
Mr Cheese: And das not good
The Gentleman: I SWEAR TO GOD
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Bro: So I have good news and bad news
Ninja: What's the good news
Bro: The airbags in your car work perfectly
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Mr Cheese: Does 2+2=4?
Mr Cheese: Will you go out with me
The Gentleman: Yes
The Gentleman: WAIT
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Bro: This is hilariaois
Bro: Hilous
Bro: Hilaous
Bro: Houralis
Bro: Fuck it
Bro: Big laugh
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Mother: Knock knock
Timmy: Who's there
Mother: Your mom
Timmy:
Mother: No literally turn down the music and open the door
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Mr Cheese: I'm sorry and my bad mean the same thing unless it's a funeral
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Veteran: We should invest in an army of llamas
Player: Should I even ask
Veteran: They spit, which is a good weapon
Veteran: We can ride them which is also a good weapon
Player: Uh-
Veteran: Plus they're fluffy and we can put hats on them
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Fanfictionwhy not? everyone else has one there will definitely be ships, fluff, (no smut), random bullshit, memes, incorrect quotes, headcanons, so and so forth
