PDH textchat + reader

Boy grrrr

Bean: I can't believe you guys kept that whole thing a secret just for me 😭😭😭

Tea: well it was almost perfect but Laurence ruined it

Jean: yeah he's the weak link

Laurlaur: you guys are so mean to me smh

PB&J: hey you didn't screw it up that badly

Jean: that was the funniest thing you've ever said

PB&J: thank you ☺️

Laurlaur: I'm going to bed losers 😡

Emo: haha

ITALKINTHETHIRDPERSON: Kawaii-Chan thinks the promposal still went smoothly

Potato: same it was adorable Aaron sent me the video

Bean: hehehe, genes soft

Jean: no I'm not

Blue: you look very soft in this video

ITALKINTHETHIRDPERSON: GENE-KUN IS SOFT OMG

Jean: bruh

Bean: mans badda bruh moment
Bean: Gene stop texting you're literally driving

Jean: I'm not sorry

Bean: I confiscated his phone, I'll be texting for him now

Jean: hi I'm Gene and I'm super emo and angsty and used to bully people for fun
Jean: I also think y/n is super cool and smart

Bean: he's asking hoe badly I'm making fun of him rn

Blue: where are you going?

Bean: to get waffles duhhhh

Potato: o yeah forgot that was apart of the whole package.

Bean: guys Aphmau just used punctuation marry me

Jean: bro I thought we were getting married!!

Bean: eyes on the road lover boy!!
Bean: idk how he got his phone back gimmi a sec.
bean: gottem
Bean: he better stop doing that by the time we get married or we gon have a problem

Witchybuisness: she wears the pants in this relationship

Bean: okay we parked Gene can have his phone back

Jean: she's acting like my mother

Bean: sorry I don't want you to d I e
Bean: EWEWEEEWWWEWWWW

Tea: what's wrong?

Bean: the guy that stood me up then wanted to go out again is here.
Bean: oml genes gonna throw hands
Bean: OMG I WAS JOKING GOTTA INTERVENE

A-Ron: I approve of him

Potato: AARON

A-Ron: I would have done the same thing 😠

Bean: he didn't end up throwing hands
Bean: nvm the guy called me mean names there's no stopping him
Bean: he only punched him once so proud we love character development
Bean: Ope he's angry it's kinda attractive
Bean: lmao he's blaring his emo music
Bean: awe he sad
Bean: ok bye

A-Ron: ok then

Blue: that was an eventful 10 seconds

Jean: did you say I was attractive when I was angry lmao?

Bean: PUNCTUATION YESSSS

Jean: oml, she has a think for punctuation.

Blue: notice how he's using it more now

Jean: priorities
Jean: y/n isn't back from the snack stand at the park where are u?

Bean: bruh chill hes so clingy I sweAR

Jean: awe you love me

Bean: ❤️✨✨

Laurlaur: please stop being adorable I'm taking a sad nap

Bean: turn the notifications off loser man

Laurlaur: no because if tea happens I wanna see

Bean: read up

Laurlaur: how hard did he punch him

Jean: very.

Bean: okay that's a little scary we Stan him tho

Jean: you're scared of me 🥺

Bean: um no you're not scary to me, but anyone else would be scared duh

Jean: ohok

Blue: bruh why are they so cute stop

ITALKINTHETHIRDPERSON: *shipping INTENSIFIES*

Tea: yeah you two better get married or I'll die

Bean: and that's on being stable

Jean: 👍