Operator: "911 what's you emergency?"
Nagito: "There's a bottle of conditioner in... me..."
Operator: "What?"
Nagito: "My husband and I belong to a wholesale club and got a really big bottle of Mother Jeffery's Male Hair Conditioner..."
Operator: "Uh huh,"
Nagito: "We were in the shower and we put it in me, and but it went all the way in,"
Operator: "Your husband put the bottle in..."
Nagito: "Um in my uh, in my uhm, in my behind?"
Operator: "Were gonna send an ambulance, can you wait?"
Nagito: "Mhm yea,"
Operator: "Are you alright?"
Nagito: "Oh yeah yeah I was just a little surprised."
Operator: "I would be surprised too..."
[Cat meows]
Nagito: "I'm sorry one second" *Turns to Hajime* "Sweetie can you please get the cat out of here?"
[A hysterical Hajime backs out of the room with a cat]
Operator: "Uh the ambulance is about four minutes away,"
Nagito: "Oh no I can really feel it,"
Operator: "The bottle?"
Nagito: "I think I'm gonna sneeze,"
Operator: "Is that bad?"
Nagito: "Ahhh [bottle drops] Hey it came out! Oh no where's the cap?"
DU LIEST GERADE
Just Funny Danganronpa Things
HumorNot everything will come from Danganronpa, a lot of it is me just adding Danganronpa characters into funny situations!