Just Funny Danganronpa Things

Nagito

Operator: "911 what's you emergency?"

Nagito: "There's a bottle of conditioner in... me..."

Operator: "What?"

Nagito: "My husband and I belong to a wholesale club and got a really big bottle of Mother Jeffery's Male Hair Conditioner..."

Operator: "Uh huh,"

Nagito: "We were in the shower and we put it in me, and but it went all the way in,"

Operator: "Your husband put the bottle in..."

Nagito: "Um in my uh, in my uhm, in my behind?"

Operator: "Were gonna send an ambulance, can you wait?"

Nagito: "Mhm yea,"

Operator: "Are you alright?"

Nagito: "Oh yeah yeah I was just a little surprised." 

Operator: "I would be surprised too..."

[Cat meows]

Nagito: "I'm sorry one second" *Turns to Hajime* "Sweetie can you please get the cat out of here?"

[A hysterical Hajime backs out of the room with a cat]

Operator: "Uh the ambulance is about four minutes away,"

Nagito: "Oh no I can really feel it,"

Operator: "The bottle?"

Nagito: "I think I'm gonna sneeze,"

Operator: "Is that bad?"

Nagito: "Ahhh [bottle drops] Hey it came  out! Oh no where's the cap?"