Omegle Chats!

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Here are some chats on Omegle we had. Picture of the conversation will be on the side, as well as hand written for those of you unlucky people who cannot see the image. Also in external link.

Part 1:

Stranger: hi!

You: Hello

You: *waves*

Stranger: 19 m

Stranger: and you?

You: 17 m

Stranger: you on the beach?

Stranger: me too

You: I'm a fish but no I'm on Pluto duh

You: thought you were 19

Stranger: lmao

You: o.O

Stranger: I am

You: but you just...

Stranger: what?

You: what if i said i was...236 years old

You: live in a pineapple

Stranger: under the sea?

You: ON PLUTO

Stranger: that would be quite hard

You: THE FACKING DWARF PLANET

You: no it wouldnt

You: i'm fine look

Stranger: it would take about 30 minutes for your text to get here

You: gloop gloop gloop

Stranger: and 30 min bback

Stranger: myth: busted

You: TECHNOLOGY

You: *techno dance*

Stranger: can't go faster than celerity bro

You: xD

Stranger: unst unst unst wooob woob

You: that makes me think of celery o.O

Stranger: beurk

You: what is that fuckery o.O

Stranger: noise of disgust

Question: What the fuck is noise of disgust? This person hung up before I could ask D:

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