Sooooooooo this is also the ELMO IS DRUNK CHRONICLES! BECAUSE ELMO IS DRUUUNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
This chapter is dedicated to the girl who accepted the WATTY CHICKEN DIPPER!!!!
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Stranger: Hiiii
You: YO BOT OR NAH
Stranger: Hell nahhhh
You: WOO!
You: HUMANS!
Stranger: That's what's up lol
Stranger: First to know you're not one. What am I wearing....
You: Nm just trying to find my chicken dipper. You?
You: .................... skin.
You: you are wearing skin
You: you creepy mofo.
Stranger: Mmhhmm very good -_- maybe too good....
You: >.> <.<
Stranger: I bet you shower naked you slut
You: OH
You: MY
You: GAWD
You: YOU DID NOT
Stranger: I
You: JUST SLUTSHAME ME
Stranger: JUST DID!!
You: FUCKING TRIGGERED
Stranger: Can't take it??? Out the fuckin kitchen
You: NAH I NEED TO STAY IN THE KITCHEN TO FIND MY CHICKEN DIPPER
You: hang on....
You: you fuckin stole it didn't you?
Stranger: Hmm did you check the dish washer?
You: >.>
Stranger: Nopeeee
You: ......<.<
Stranger: Okay.... Maybe
You: PROVE IT
You: OMG
You: OMFG
You: YOU DIPPER SLUT
Stranger: Kik me and I'll show you!!!
You: THAT'S WHAT A BOT WOULD SAY
Stranger: What!!!!!! You're a shower slut!!
Stranger: Nuh uhhh im no whore!
You: I MAYBE A SHOWER SLUT BUT AT LEAST I AIN' STEALING NO DIPPERS
You: AT LEAST I AIN' STEALING NO MAN'S CHICKEN
You: FUCKING
You: DIPPER
YOU ARE READING
Omegle Chats!
HumorAPPARENTLY THIS IS REQUIRED NOW EVEN THOUGH THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL! WHAT MORE DO Y'ALL WANT?