Deep, Meaningful Poetry

notlikeothergirls

I am not a girl

 
who wears a tutu

I am a loud alien,

and I can't wear shoes

Or I will die

If you can't handle me

 
during my IBS flare-up,

you don't deserve me

 
when I stare vacantly

at the wall for hours

Feed me rice

 
from your palm

Serve me milk

but I only like it crunchy

I am complicated

and moody

but I vomit diamonds

So I am worth it