Damaged: guys, I'm ILL
Daddy: oml what 😃 🔪 😔
Mah: OML ARE YOU OKAY
SALT: Ohh NOO, whatever shall we dooooooo
BigSTRONG: THIS IS SERIOUS TSUKISHIMA
BOOM: YEAH WHAT IF SHE CANT GO TO THE TRAINIBG CAMP SHE STUDIED REALLY HARD!!!!!!
Damaged: I'll probably be better by then, but I live alone and can't move so I might just die of dehydration
Mah: OML IM COMING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU
Damaged: NOOOO you live all the way across town
BigSTRONG: tsukishima lives right across from you
Damaged: tsukki, honey, bae, darling, sweetie? Will you take care of me while I'm sick
SALT: ew. No.
Damaged: WHYY
SALT: because you keep saying weird shit like that
Damaged: I'll die if you don't Tsukki, I'll drop dead and die
SALT: that sentence was weird
Damaged: Ik
Damaged: pleaseeee? If not me then for the team??? And for suga bc you know he'll walk for 30 minutes every day to get to my apartment and take care of me
SALT: iffff and only if. You stop calling me the weird names
Damaged: I-
Damaged: fine....
SALT: ANNDD, don't call me Tsukki.
Damaged: OH COME ON
Damaged: you're mean to me
Damaged: fine. I would usually just die but Suga would break into my house to feed me soup soo
SALT: okay fine I'll bring stuff over rn
You entered the no y/n group chat
Daddy: dude, what was that
SALT: what?
Daddy: you know, she's gonna like you less if you're mean like that 😑
SALT: what they were stupid names it doesn't matter
BOOM: YES IT DOES SHE'S FLIRTING W/ U
BigSTRONG: you're stupid man, I can even tell when people are into me
SALT: can't really tell when people are not into you tho
BigSTRONG: rude, but valid
Daddy: just don't be a jerk when you go over there man
Mah: if you are, I'll have your kneecaps
SALT: okayokay jeez
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