I wanted to answer a question I bet EVERYONE'S been pining to know the answer to.
WHO IS HOMER'S FAVORITE CHILD?
HERE IS THE ANSWER!
Homer: My favorite child is...
*DRUM ROLL*
*PLAY DRUM ROLL VIDEO BEFORE READING ON.*
Homer: EETTTZZ...
Bart: Please be me, please be me, please be me, please be me, please be me, PLEASE BE ME!
Lisa: It's not going to be, stupid.
Bart: Will it, though?
Lisa: UGH!
Homer: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!
Lisa: Eep! *shuts up*
Bart: *GULP!*
(A/N: Yes, I made they gulp sound effect they do in cartoons.)
Homer: Bart.
Bart: What?
Homer: My decision has been made.
Bart: Huh?
Lisa: *knows what Homer meant* WHAT? HOW IS BART YOUR FAVORITE?! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!
Bart: What now?
Homer: Let's see here. *checks off reasons with fingers* He's funny, he's artistic, he doesn't correct people when they're wrong, he has the same sense of humor as me, & most of all, we understand each other more than me & you, Lisa.
Bart: So true.
Homer: *hugs Bart*
Lisa: Do you even love me?
Homer: Well, of course, sweetie. Just not as much as Bart.
Bart: *smirks*
Lisa: I HATE ALL OF YOU!
Bart: What now?
Lisa: UGH!!!! *storms out of the room*
*Bart & Homer just look at each other like, "Dafuq?" then laugh.*
YOU ARE READING
The Simpsons: Ask or Dare (DISCONTINUED)
General FictionI got caught up in the ask or dare thing, too! Ask each character a question or dare them to do something. Don't be mean to the charcters. *Eric Simpson does not belong to me. belongs to Simpsin (on DeviantArt).
