Tuesday morning
"BRO- has someone seen my shirt? Like it was on the couch last night and if i don't have that shirt in the next 10 minutes i'm going to be fired and i'm shopping this house up. " I said
"Not you being rude , other people are sleeping and your yelling." Luna said sipping her black coffee , just how she likes her men. "Koda i can read your damn mind shut the fuck up." Luna stop being rude i'm having a rough morning. "Does it look like I give a fuck" I don't know.
"Why are we yelling? " Kay said coming out the room with her minion robe on
"Why do you have a minion robe on? did you get it from the kids section of walmart? " I asked and luna laughed and spat out her coffee
"No. Its ruby's :/" Kay said
"Ruby has good taste in clothes." I said
"Shut up. " Kay said running back in the room
" What does the shirt look like? " Luna said looking at me like 🙂☕️
"Why are you looking at me like that? " I asked
"Because this is funny." Luna said laughing
"Luna- FUCK OFF -" I said grabbing her coffee and throwing it at her
"KODA WHAT THE FUCK" LUna said yelling
"WHATS GOING ON IN HERE-" Kay said coming out with a pretty outfit on
"Kay- is that my shirt? " I asked
"Yeah why? " She said
"I NEED THAT SHIRT AND IM RUNNING LATE TAKE IT OFF." I said yelling
"No, i have a date soon." Kay said smiling
"No you don't. " I said
"You caught me now fine i'll take it off." Kay said walking back into the room
"THANK YOU!" I said
"KODA YOU FAT BITCJ WHY WOUKD YOU DO THAT HUT IF I THREW YOU OFF THIS BALCONLY YOU WOUKD BE LOOKING STUPID ON THE GROUND DEAD." Luna said yelling at me but i sat there and laughed
" Is it .... because.... i'm black 😘🪧🥺" I said fake crying
"FUCK OFF-" Luna said dusting off the coffee , not dust but wiping off the liquid like she wipes the cum off her louth from leo- ANYWAYS "KODA STOP-"
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" Wow, this is a really good way to use the dog food." Kay and Luna said
"Yeah , I like this new dog food controller .... " Leo said caressing the controller like he apparently does to luna that's why i hear scremaing on there room at 3 am when me and kay are laughing at tiktok "KODA FUCKING STOP BRO-" No.
"MASK ON MASK ON MASK ON 😷 🪧🪧🪧🪧😷😷😷😷😷🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨✨✨✨✨✨✨
" I can make you guys a controller :)" Leo said
" I want it in pink" Kay said
"Yeah we definitely have pink dog food!! " Luna said sarcastically
" We can actually walk to the store and get some when koda gets back."
"Pink dog food?" Luna says
"No, like get pink paint and paint the dog food!" Leo says
"Wait that's smart-"
"What's smart?" I said walking into the door with bags in my hands
"Why do you smell like grease?" Luna says
"And why do you look like you were dipped into grease?—- Leo why do you have a dog food controller?" I asked
"Luna didn't let me give the food to Plagg 🐈⬛ So i made a controller out of it!" Leo says
"Cool? " I say walking to the bathroom
" Get ready we're going to walk to the store" Kay says
"For what? " i say screaming from the bathroom
" TO GET PAINT AND SLRAY PAINT" Leo says but somehow i get a magic glove and slap leos fat black juicy ass from the bathroom and he moans "A-ace." NIGAAAAA- luna
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" Be careful the traffic is heavy tonight" Leo says holding us back
"It is the cars are speeding-" I say and looking up at the sunset
"Okay let's walk" Leo says directing us to walk across the road
"Wait i beed to tie my shoes" Luna says stopping in the middle of the road as we are already on the side on the road
"LUNA YOU CANR JUST-" we all say before 8 cars came at 100 miles per hour towards luna and runs her over and you just hear her screaming on pain and fear
"OH SHIT-" leo says
"LMAO—- " I say
"PLSLSLSLSLS THE CARS-" Kay says laughing
"HELP ME PLEASE HELP- " Luna said as she had tire marks all over her body and her leg was somehow on a building.
"NIGGERS HELP ME-" Luna said crying. We all run away to leave her crying in the middle of the road as more cars run her over, as we are in target we hear ambulances and we forgot she was almost dead in the middle of the road so we walk out and we see her putting her flat body on the stretcher .
" 3 ..... black... n-niggers " we're the last words we heard from luna in a day until——-
NEXT CHAPTA COMIN SOON GIRLS <3
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Crackhead Aesthetic { DISCONTUNED AT THE MOMENT }
HumorI HAVE DISCONTINUED THIS STORY !!!! > This was a friend group story so you probably won't understand it but feel free to read it 👩🏽💻 DISCLAIMER ‼️‼️ if you read this, yes I'm black. ☝🏽 You most likely won't understand but feel free to read th...
