yo so i was drinking water while walking and then tripped on air, causing me to choke, so while i was busy dying, i ran into a wall and fell on my ass, which caused me to spill the rest of my water all over myself. :'D
my sister saw the whole thing and looked at me like i was an alien.
i prolly am one tho pffttt-
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OH and then later i stubbed my toe jsjsjs- 💀
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