The Muppets Valentine's Special: Why Do Muppets And Weirdos Fall In Love?

                                                               THE MUPPPETS IN:

                                                     THE MUPPETS VALENTINES SPECIAL:

                                               WHY DO MUPPETS AND WEIRDOS FALL IN LOVE?

                                                                             STARRING:              

                   MATT VOGEL: KERMIT THE FROG, FLOYD PEPPER, LEW ZEALAND, CAMILLA,                                          CRAZY HARRY, UNCLE DEADLY, MAD MONTY, AND BLIND PEW,  

                    ERIC JACOBSON: MISS PIGGY, FOZZIE BEAR, ANIMAL, AND SAM THE EAGLE,

                   BILL BARETTA: ROWLF THE DOG, PEPE THE KING PRAWN, DR TEETH,  SWEDISH CHEF,                     BOBO THE BEAR, BIG MEAN CARL, AND CLUELESS MORGAN, 

                   DAVID RUDMAN: SCOOTER, JANICE, WAYNE, AND BEAKER,

                   DAVE GOELZ: GONZO,DR  BUNSEN HONEYDEW, ZOOT, AND WALDORF,

                  PETER LINZ: WALTER, RIZZO THE RAT, LINK HOGTHROB, STATLER, LIPS,

                   JOE THE LEGAL WEASEL, FOO FOO, AND GLORIA ESTEFAN,

                   JULIEANNE BUESCHER: YOLANDA THE RAT, WANDA, AND BEVERLY PLUME,

                   RYAN DILLON: POLLY LOBSTER,

                    KATE MICUCCI/MELISSA RAUCH: PETUNIA PERKINS THE SHEEP LAMB,

                    TOM KENNY: SERPICO THE COTTONTAIL SNAKE,

                    DAN CASTELLANETA: ARTEMIS,

                    NATE ''NATEWANTSTOBATTLE'' SHARP:  BEN PARRA,

                    NIKKI ''SNAPTRAPLOVER16/DEVILSRECREATION'': ALLEGRA THE DEMON CAT,

                    DIMTHEFROG: DIM,

(The Special Begins In The Hispaniola Down Ship Hold Headquarters Where Clueless Morgan, Mad Monty, And Polly Lobster Are Lounging In, Polly Is Throwing Darts At A Dartboard Tired, Monty Is Busy Sharpening Up His Swords, And Clueless Is Drawing Something,)

Polly: (Noticing What Clueless Is Doing) ''Hey Monty! Check Out Mr Vincent Van Goat!''

Monty:(Noticing Clueless As Well) ''Huh? What's This?'' (He Snatches The Card) ''Ooooh! It's A Valentine Card!''

Clueless: ''Hey! That's Mine!'' (He Jumps On Monty As Polly Grabs The Card)

Polly:(Looking At The Card And Chuckles) ''Heh Heh Heh! Looks Like Clueless Is Making Some Love Cards Monty!''

Clueless: ''Give It Back!'' (He Grabs It Back From Polly) ''Valentine's Day Is Meant For Giving Out Love Cards!'' ''Hmph!'' 

(Clueless Holds His Head High As He Walks Away From The Room)

Polly: ''I Always Knew Why He's Called ''Clueless'' Morgan,''

Monty: ''Yeah, Whatever Floats His Goat!'' (He Chuckles At His Pun And Elbows Polly A Bit Who Has An Unimpressed Look On His Face) ''Heh Heh, Get it Polly? Whatever Floats His Goat? Get It?''

Polly:(Smacks Monty Upside The Head) ''Aw Shut Up! Will Ya!?''

(Meanwhile, At The Muppet Studios, All The Muppets Are Busy Doing Their Own Things While Also Getting Ready For The Valentine's Party They Are Having Tonight When Petunia The Sheep Lamb Happily Walks In The Studios Holding A Basket Of Valentine's Cards,)