Eri: I am the upset chef and today we will be making tomato soup- and forcing Shoto to eat it- now I have to cry about the cat leaving me when I wanted a hug-
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Kaminari: Babies be like- *wrapped up in a blanket so only his face can be seen* .....mama-
Kirishima: *laughing*
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Mina: If Gordan Ramsey tried our cooking-
Bakugo: 'I should of never showed them my Gordan Ramsey impression-'
Sero: Gordan try the biscuits we made.
Bakugo: *tries one* *in the impression* Blegh you call that a fucking biscuit?!
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Monoma: We're going to get thrown out of a play gym for kids. Everyone say Ha!
Shinso: hA!
Shoto: hA!
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Aoyama: when your crush doesn't text you back.
Deku: what-
Aoyama: what? Just fucking move on with your life!
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Tokoyami: the shining.
Deku: Here's Johnny!
Shoto: and here is a restraining order. Leave.
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Mic: you ready to carve a pumpkin?
Eri: I don't want to carve it!
Mic: what do you want to do with it-?
Eri: can we make it fly around my room?!
Mic: what-
Eri: a pumpkin flew around my room-
Mic: I'm taking you to your other dad-
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Tsuyu: so what do we do now?
Midnight: I have tea-
Monoma, Shinso, Shoto and Aoyama: Hah!
Everyone else: What-
The 4: tImE fOr A tEa PaRtY!
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Aizawa: I hate when you do a full weeks shopping for a family of five and the person at the check out is like would you like a bag?
Like nO I'll just balance it On My FuCkInG hEaD!!
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Mina: isn't her figure amazing-?
Jirou: yeah.
Tokoyami: but if men did that-
Mineta: He's got nice arms doesn't he.
Mina: alright gay boi-
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Shinso: *emptying the bath after Eri had a bath* ArIel what are you doing dead in the bath-? Your father is going to be angry-
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Deku: I got you a valentine's day card.
Shoto: and here is yours.
Deku: To Midoryia this is a restraining order-
Shoto: go away-
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