Slondermun and a Bird

Coinage

Slondermun shooed the bird away from his window. Then he ate a salad. This salad was really tasty, as it contained lettuce.

After Slondermun ate the salad, he noticed something shiny at his window. It was a coin. "Oh," said Slondermun. "Neato." Then he ate a salad.

As a consequence of the lack of attention, the coin got really cantankerous. Because the shining piece of metal could fly for some reason, it floated up in the air and shot straight into Slondermuns graceful face. "Do not disturb my mitosis!" Slondermun shouted through the room.