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_All Might Jr Is online_

All Might Jr:
I anybody awake, i need help with math.

_Clockhead is online_

Clockhead:
 Heyy babye

_A Very Strong Strawberry is online_

A Very Strong Strawberry:
Izuku your boyfriend here is drunk.

All Might Jr:
oh no

_A Terrible Father is Online_

A Terrible Father:
Who changed the names again?

_A Sweet ass kid_

A Sweet ass kid:
Hi!

A Terrible Father:
Eri who gave you the phone back?

A Sweet Ass kid:
Mimic.

_Angry Blonde man is online_

Angry Blonde man: 
No i didn't.

A Sweet Ass kid:
But you did...

Clockhead:
Izu... my sweetheart,let's go out.

_ A Pink Goddess is online_

A Pink Goddess: 
i heard somebody's going on a date!

All Might jr:
i never agreed, he's drunk.

A Pink Goddess:
awe, you don't get a choice. I ship you both so much!

All Might jr:
It isn't even offical yet

Clockhead:
Yes it is

All Might jr:
We should talk about it first, make sure this is what we want...

A Very Strong Strawberry:
...It is clear that you two  are head-over-heels for each other,just make out and get it  over with.Jeez

A Pink Goddess:
yes! i agree.

_A Copper Lighting Stick That You See In Minecraft is online_

A  Copper Lighting Stick That You See In Minecraft:
How the hell is my username this long?

A Pink Goddess:
I have no idea but it is true.

A Copper Lighting Stick You See In Minecraft:
How!?

A Very Strong Strawberry:
Because.  Lighting..

_A Copper Lighting Stick You See In Minecraft is offline_

Clockhead:
Me and Izuku are dating, he has no choice.

All Might jr:
Alright, we're dating..

Clockhead:
Good.

_Angry Blonde man jr is online_

Angry Blonde man jr:
can you all shut the fuck up

A Pink Goddess:
Language, there's a child here.

Angry Blonde man jr:
I don't care, shut up. 

_Blood Sucker is online_
_Blood Sucker muted Angry Blonde man jr_
_Blood Sucker is offline_

A Pick Goddess:
lol, god has silenced him.

A Very Strong Strawberry:
 she a very creep god.

_Blood Sucker is online_

A Very Strong Strawberry:
Just Joking, please don't mute me.

_Blood Sucker is offline_

A Pink Goddess:
That was close

Clockhead:
Wait  she's a god now?

Angry Blonde Man:
No,  she's not.

_Blood Sucker is online_

Blood Sucker:
Now i am

_Blood Sucker change their name to 'God'_
_God is offline_

All Might jr:
I hate you all.

_All Might jr is offline_











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