Y/n is a 3rd at UA High School in Class 3-A, shes been friends with the Bakusquad since they were first years. Sero and Y/n always had a stronger connection with each other, and when the Bakusquad throws a Dorm Party, Sero and Y/n get way too high...
It was a rainy Friday night, you had been planning on inviting the bois over to play Mario Cart and other games. Denki was bringing the snacks and drinks, Sero was bringing his Nintendo Switch and extra PlayStation controllers, Mina was bringing the booze, Kiri was bringing the weed, and Bakutitis was bringing Jack shit except his titis.
Mina being her extra ass showed up first and like 20 minutes early, with a signature Sheldon Cooper knock of
"*knockknockknock* Y/n *knockknockknock* Y/n *knockknockknock* Y/n" you knew Mina was there! You opened your door to see the pink alien with her hair in a ponytail and her bangs draped across her forehead.
"Bitch I look like shit still tf you here so early for??" you said letting her inside
"Well I need you to look at something I think my nipple is infected" she said putting the bottles and cups and shit down.
"Now how the fuck did that happen?" You asked staring at her in confusion
"Well okay, I got my nipples pierced the other day and I accidentally spilt lemon juice on them and know it's all red and shit. And you're parents are both in the Medical industry so you have to know!!" She said pouring herself a cup of whatever the fuck was in the weird bottle
"Dumbass let me see them" you said, she lifted her purple tank top to reveal her titis. (This might be graphic lol) Her nipples were a neon pink type color and both had a crystal playboy nipple ring.
"You whore you're fine, have you been cleaning it good??" You said
"No shit asshole I thought it was infected!" She responded.
"Well I mean you're dizty ass has playboy nipple rings" you said
"You know I'm a raging bisexual simp for Tana fucking Mongeau" she responded
"Tana Mongoose" you said snickering and she rolled her eyes.
Kirishima stood at the door, witnessing everything that had just happened
"The hel🧍♂️" he said, Mina pulled her shirt down and smiled
"Shit it's Daddy Shark" you said in a sarcastic tone, you had reached for your Avani/Billie Eillish flame sunglasses and put them on cus it's like 10:08pm and dark.
"LED Lights on Purple now" Mina said
"Chill King Julian the remotes right there" you said pointing to the remote as Mina gasped dramatically as fuck and Kirishima laughed.
"Hey Alexa play Shes So Nice by Pink Guy" Denki said walking into the room with Monster Energy Drinks, and tons of other shit.
"Yoo that's my shit right there!!" Kiri said, then they did that hug handshake gangster shit thing guys do and were like yO wHaTs GoOd DaWg
"Shiit I forgot my Blazy Susan Rolling Tray (if you don't know what this is please look it up your eyes will be blessed)- I'll be right back guys" Mina said running out and into her dorm.
"Kiri roll me a joint por favor" you said grabbing some extra shit like limes and salt from your fridge for the night.
A few seconds later you were smoking a joint as Denki as licking lime and salt off Kirishima's abs then taking shots. 😁
Mina walked in with her pink spinning blazy Susan rolling tray
"Shit I got salt stuck in your belly button" Denki said trying to finger it out
"Gross that's worse then getting it under your nail!" Kiri said, you laughed.
Mina: 😃 What the fuck
Seconds later Mina pulls her rolling paper out of her pocket. She had a few different designs including: •Pink •Marble •Dick Pattern •Strawberry Pattern •It just says "Fuck I'm Cumming" •🖕 Pattern •And ✨HaTsUnE MiKu✨
You grabbed an empty cup and one of the "fuck I'm cumming" papers. You glued to your head with your quirk then put the glue in the cup. Mina just laughed
"ShUt ThE fUcK uP, yOuR a FuCkiN cUnT-" Sero said while dancing into the dorm. (Bakusquad loves Pink Guy)
"AYYE ITS SPIDERMAN" Denki said choking on the smoked from the joint he smoked while trying to yell, Kiri laughed.
"PIKA-PIKA BITCH" Sero said laughing
"Yo Y/n gimme one of those" Kiri said pointing to all the joints you and Mina had rolled, which was about 20.
"Design preference?" You asked really hoping he'd say no
"Nah man Im good with whatever" he said, you handed him a lighter and a Dick Pattern Joint. He laughed. Then Jirou walked in!
"What the fuck- Why is Denki licking Kirishima's abs?" Jirou said laughing
"I'm taking shots!" Denki said. And then the made of fucking honor Bakufucku walked in!
"Yo Deku is Sucking Uraraka's Clit while Todoroki eats his ass- what the fuck is sparkplug doing?" Bakuboom said.
"Midoriya having a 3some with his best friends?" Kiri said
"Denki we all know what you're thinking It's not happening" you said
"Fucking hell.." he responded.
"Hey Cum Quirk gimme one of those and a lighter" bakucumslut said, you handed him a pink lighter and a strawberry pattern.
"There princess now fuck off" you said
About 20 minutes later you were all one of the following: •Stoned •Drunk •All of the above
Y'all completely gave up on games and just decided to partæ.
"Why aren't you drinking?" Sero asked
"I'm a giggly girly mess when I'm drunk" you said, he smirked
"Y'all let's play 7 minutes in heaven" Denki said, none of you were apposed to the idea so you took an empty bottle and sat in a circle. Kirishima span the bottle.
The bottle span as all of the boys made dramatic music noises with their mouths and hands. It started to slow down as the boys got louder until it finally stopped. It stopped on you!
"Aaw shat-" you said standing up
"Hey Alexa play Freak by Doja Cat" Denki said, Mina a Jirou cheered you and kiri on. You and the Red Head were in the closet with the Red led lights in the closet on.
".....So.." he said, with no hesitation you kissed Kirishima. He kissed back, and within seconds you were pinned to the wall with his lips to yours. He began to slide his left hand up your shirt, he was smirking as he watched you squirm around in his grasp.
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