Why did I make this book have the genre of humor when I go into lot of deep subjects in these stories?? I was a fucked up kid or I just thought at the time that this book was just gonna be for funny little stories featuring stupid white fox man
Signed, River Story part A: first impressions are everything
Dylan adjusted the top hat bestowed upon his head, smiling. This was going to be the first time his stepdaughter was going to see him perform. He loved that child as if she were his own blood and was really looking forward to seeing her eyes light up with wonder. His dark skin gleamed with cleanliness as he had just gotten out of the shower 20 minutes before. He looked over at the smaller male next to him. His fiancé was shaking. Axel's hands were cold and clammy, and his heart was palpitating. The male was sweating so bad, that his Tri-colored hair stuck to his forehead. Dylan grabbed Axel by his exposed shoulders, as the man had not gotten the top portion of his suit on. " Babe, what the fuck is wrong? Do you need medical attention?" Dylan asked with concern. In response, axle just sunk to his knees, throwing the fox eared headband he was adjusting onto the floor. "Dyl, I am afraid that I might fuck up. My best friend and our daughter is going to be in that fucking audience. What if I do something stupid? What if I fuck up my act? What if I make a fool out of myself and embarrass the whole fucking band? What's going to happen then, Dylan? Huh?! You all are going to make fun of me and Roxanne won't shut up about it for the next 15 fucking years! " Axel sobbed, and Dylan held him close. " if you do something stupid, then I will do something as equally dumb just to balance it out. I get that you want to make a first impression as this is your child's first actual concert. I just got off the phone with Night, and I could hear Gregory and Foxia bouncing off the walls because that's how excited they are to see us! I mean our son has seen us perform multiple times but he always has that wonder whenever he sees us like that. Hell, the kid is hyping up his little sister! She's really really excited to see you, babe. It won't matter to her what you do, because you're her father." Dylan said, and Axel planted a kiss on the taller man's lips. " thanks babe." Axel said, and carefully put on the maroon suit. He carefully placed the bear ear headband on top of his fiancé's head, and put the top hat back in its place. Axel put his own fox ear headband onto his head and carefully clipped his matching fox tail to the back of the suit.
" let's go make some magic, Glamrock Freddy." " go make your little girl proud, Axel The Magic Fox"
Gregory winced at the flashing lights of the stage , his brown hair seeming to change with every flash. He sat next to his stepmom, as she held Foxia on her lap. "Daddy's (he calls Axel that. He calls Dylan papa) are awesome as hell! He's super talented, just like Papa! They are one epic as fuck team!" Gregory said, and Night rolled her eyes. " Gregory, sweetheart please watch your mouth." She asked, and Gregory quieted.
