N- There once was a boy who was white and straight and cis and male. He was very swag.
T- I'm a swaggot
N- As you can see he is very swag. Todd was his name. Not his real name, but it was the name his adoptive parents gave him. His parents were also both amazing. However, they both had god complexes and both believed that they were the main character
T- Can I be the main character too? 😈😈🥺🥺🥺🥺
C- No
