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# 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋

A girl with h/c and s/c with her hair swaying in every wtf giddily movement she doing. She's making her way downtow— she's walking down on the path.

My name is Y/n , I'm a piece of shit and I just enrolled into a college in Tokyo recently. I'm a normal person and a piece of shit once again, too.' Now earlier again I think I'm PROBABLY not even normal at this rate. I'm just sadly down-bad for people. And the fact the author uses Grammarly for this bullshit is just even worse.'

'Anyways 'I don't have a job'
'I'm living alone in an apartment since I'm a totally disappointment to my family'
'In exchange for having no allowance, I received 1 million yen from my neglecting parents'
and don't worry I'm actually self-aware that I might actually be the most dog-shit walking person alive. For that. But who cares y'all, money is money.'

'By the way, I have a boyfriend.'
'I'll say it again.'
'I have a boyfriend!'
'Yes that's my flex. I have a partner.'
'Yes god hates me I know. I even wondered how this dude got with my incel existence anyways' I thought bluntly.

 I even wondered how this dude got with my incel existence anyways' I thought bluntly

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"Sorry, Y/n but.."
"There's someone else I like."
"We should break up!" He told me.

"Huh.." wow I guess I shouldn't be too humbled, anyways. I mean what could go wrong. Maybe I could handle a break up.

' SO I GOT DUMPED!!'I cried into my wet pillow that is full of my tears

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' SO I GOT DUMPED!!'
I cried into my wet pillow that is full of my tears. I haven't slept for 2 days! 'Well that sucks'
'Even it was my first boyfriend I've ever had!'
'AND EVEN WORSE IT ONLY LASTED A MONTH!!'
Okkotsu Yutaa , a boy who goes to the same school as me.
tried everything I could do, to get us closer, but nothing I did work...
'I'm a walking L at this point I admit it.'
I keep screaming in my mind.
            'Maybe he, and Rika might still be my friend? Right?-'
I look at his social media account and turn out to see he and Rika blocked me.
   ON EVERY PLATFORM, 'WOW, OKAY SHE BROKE THE BROS BEFORE HOES RULE BUT OKAY, HES HOT, SO IS FINE.'

'What a worst scenario case I'm in.'
'I lost one of my good friends. Just by getting dumped..'Well fuck that bitch ig'
I keep scrolling through my phone and see...
"Huh? rental boyfriend?"

HOURLY RATE IS 5000 YEN AN HOUR!
I RECOMMEND HIM, SERVICES!
PROFESSIONALISM AND TALENT ALMOST LIKE A DREAM!
GOOD FOR THOSE WITH NO EXPERIENCE WITH A MAN!
HELP THOSE WHO FEEL STRESSED IN RELATIONSHIP
PHYSICAL CONTACT IS PROHIBITED!!

"Maybe this might help me through."

"Haa- what the hell am I even doing."
   'Shouldn't I be home? Playing games or watching anime? What am I doing??'

'It is a sad experience'

'Anytime a boy you like, they
dump you.'

'I choose someone by their profile picture but..'
'There's a lot of fucking shady shit going on in this type of thing.. Is this a meta-verse some prostitution bullshit.
Yeah I think I perhaps probably ended up in a new crime scene now. Watch me end up in bbc—'

"Hey, you, the h/c , h/l with a headphones ."
I looked up to see a handsome man with black hair and dark blue eyes
"Y/n-Chan, right?" He said.
'Dude did. I stutter?'
'What IS THIS? I'm I a protagonist in some harem anime??'

Megumi pov

'So she's Y/n?'
'So everything is accurate, that she is an totally incel.'
' She's like one of those women from quora those "I am a female incel. I am desperate for a touch" '

'Well, she is kinda normal I guess..'
'This might help me to achieve my actor dream. Like Gojo.'
'Wait did I just called her, Normal?! I fully regret that'
'You can do this Megumi! This is only part of your dream to be an actor.'

"Oh thank, goodness I found you."
I replied

"U-uh yeah! I guess!"

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