Breaking up (prank)

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Context: You pretend to break up with them as a prank!!
Cody:
-He cried :(
-He was sulking
-He begged you to take him back
-You felt awful and told him it was a prank
-"Oh thank god"
-Then he got all salty
Noah:
-He was so scared
-He just went into a state of shock
-He just kinda looked like this for five minutes while he processed wtf just happened: •0•
-Y'all just stood there staring at each other
-After you told him it was a prank he was like "You almost gave me a HEART ATTACK WHAT THE FUC-"
-He was secretly very relieved
Duncan:
-Nope!
-Just no
-He didn't let you finish your sentence
-"It's best if you don't finish that sentence. Okay, love you!"
-You told him it was a prank so he didn't think you ACTUALLY wanted to dump him
-"Yeah I know, I couldn't get rid of you if I tried."
Courtney:
-She just screamed
-She got angry to cover up that she was about to cry
-"Well.. fine!! I'm dumping you too!"
-She then locked herself in the bathroom and cried
-You feel shitty so you admitted to pranking her
-"I knew that!! I was just acting."
Gwen:
-"Oh"
-She ran away crying
-You had to drive to her house to tell her it was a prank
-When she opened the door, you saw that her eyes were red and puffy due to crying
-As soon as you told her it was a prank she hugged you tightly
-Don't play with her like that again meanie:(
Tyler:
-"Huh"
-He was genuinely just confused
-"But... I thought you liked me??"
-You thought about explaining it to him but realized that would take forever
-You gave up and told him you were kidding
-"Oh, okay cool! Anyways wanna see this new trick I'm working on??"
-^He ended up in the hospital
DJ:
-He just cried
-Couldn't talk because he was crying too hard
-He was about to call his mama
-You didn't want his mom to whoop you
-You told him it was a prank
-"I- wHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!!!"
Mike:
-"What??! I... no! You can't!! Please don't!"
-This man is PANICKING
-"Is it because of my multiple personalities??"
-You just stand there while he rethinks his life
-You start laughing your ass off and tell him it's a prank
-"Oh, haha, you scared me there!"
-He's shaking
Mickey:
-"I get it"
-He cries a little
-"No, no, I'm not crying, It's just my allergies. I'm probably allergic to something in this house."
-When you told him you were joking he looked genuinely surprised
-He lowkey wants you to be with someone better than him (aw)
-"Are you sure you don't want to rethink this??"
Sammy (Samey):
-Just sighs
-"Yeah.. I knew it was too good to be true."
-She doesn't have enough self confidence to be surprised
-Really, REALLY tries not to cry but she can't help it
-After admitting to pranking her she cries even harder (in relief) and buries her head in your chest
-She is OVERWHELMED DAMN IT COMFORT HER
Izzy:
-Impossible
-You're too scared to break up with her
-She would probably stalk you for years until you realized she's been living in your attic the whole time
-Do NOT do this prank
Ella:
-She runs off crying like a Disney princess
-Falls onto your bed and sobs dramatically while you stand there awkwardly
-^She's a really pretty crier
-When you tell her it was a prank, she wipes her eyes and hugs you, then acts as if nothing happened
Dawn:
-Doesn't fall for that shit
-She can read you like a book
-Acts like nothing is happening
-You give up because she's too smart
Axel:
-Oh gosh
-If you do this prank on her, she will dump you for REAL afterwards
-She would be red with RAGE
-If you like her, don't prank her like that
Ripper:
-Bro is shocked
-"What."
-Lowkey he freaks out a little bit
-Holding in his tears for dear life because "men don't cry"
-"Ripper, are you CRYING?"
-"NO. ALPHA MALES DON'T CRY." *sobbing*
-You've never seen him cry before... now you feel bad
-You admit to pranking him
-"Oh thank GOD. I mean, not like I cared anyways,, I was fine. But, I like you, so... yeah. Cool that you're not dumping me."
Zee:
-He has never been this confused
-"Whaaaaat?? Like, why though? I thought we were getting along pretty well.. bummer.."
-I don't think he would cry, but he would definitely be sad
-And confused
-Mostly confused
-Asks you specifically WHY you're breaking up with him
-You are not about to explain all that
-You tell him it's a prank
-"Ohhh... cool! You totally got me!!"
Chase:
-No
-Refuses to let you break up with him
-Acts like you're still a couple
-"HAHA, you're so funny babe! Why would you EVER break up with me??"
-He kinda caught on already so... what's really the point
-You tell him and he's like "Of course it's a prank, who would break up with a man this handsome??"
Priya:
-PANIC PANIC PANIC
-"WHAT?!?! BUT... why??? I don't get it... I thought you liked me..."
-She definitely cries
-She's like trying to ask why you're breaking up with her, but she's sobbing so hard you can't understand a word she's saying
-You feel AWFUL (You should. How could you?!)
-You admit that it's just a prank
-At first she's relieved, but after a few minutes she's like "That was mean, Y/N!"
Wayne:
-Confused boyfriend part 2
-"Is it 'cause I spend so much time with Raj? I told you babe, I don't like him like that! I only like you!!"
-He loves you so much... he wants you to be happy, even if it's not with him.
-*Sigh* "Well, If I'm holding you back, I want you to be happy, babe- I mean... Y/N."
-He's about to like pack his stuff and go but you're like "Not on my watch"
-"WAYNE! Wait! It was just a prank!!! I'm sorry babe!"
-He's so happy!! He picks you up and spins you around

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