Genius Tendency (Male Reader x Genshin Impact)

Chapter 4: How to invade a country: Y/N edition

A/N: So, as you can see in the picture..... she is not making her comeback, yet

Or am i just pranking you? Or am i not? Too much question!

Also, chapter 5 will be one ass long chapter, maybe 10k words! HA!

Anyway, let's do this, let's raid a country!

R A I D S H A D O W L E G E N D

Me and Julia were sleeping in the bed, naked, before i heard a yell

Y/N: Can't they not argue for a second.....?

Julia: Let them be..... today is their first time..... they are nervous.....

Y/N: Oh yeah, that day...... what's going to happen today......?

Julia: We're going to attack a country...... It's a tradition from the original god......

Y/N: Oh......

*Flashback*

Y/N was now finished with creating most of the population of Teyvat, as he was now making some rules

Y/N: Alright..... 1st rule: No to being a whimp

2nd rule: Rare dragon should attack a country after they hit 8......

3rd rule: No touching the no-no square

He smiled, before nodding at himself

*Flashback*

Y/N: Oh.... now i remember..... Wait.... the kids are 8....?

Julia: They are 16 years old in human age, but for dragon, it's 8 years old.....

Y/N: Oh.....

I got up from the bed, get dressed, and yawn

Julia: Come back.... it's cold without you.....

Y/N: If the attack is a success, i'm all yours for a week

She was now dressed, and at my side, fully awake

Julia: Let's not waste time, shall we?

We both got out of the room, and see Kotoro strangle Sakuro

Kotoro: WHY DID YOU BURNED THE BREAD?!

Sakuro: *confused strangled noise*

Haruka: It was already like that, sis....

Kotoro: SHUT IT!

Y/N: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!

They all stood in line, not moving, doing a military salute

Kids: GOOD TO SEE YOUR DOING WELL, FATHER!

Y/N: What the fuck is this "Bread" story?

Kotoro: You see-!

Sakuro: DAD! SHE IS MEAN TO ME! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING AND SHE IS BULLYING ME!

He was hugging me, as i smiled

Y/N: Hhey, Sakuro

Sakuro: Huh....?

I bonked his head, hard, before glaring at him

Y/N: Don't be such a whimp

Sakuro: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!