The Music Freaks Oneshots | Valentine's Day Contest 2021

Funny Oneshots

Here's a few funny ones that'll make you giggle.

Author: Midnight_Yukkio
Luke is a bad boyfriend
Luke x Zander

Luke : Zander I...

Zander : NO YOU LEFT ME ALONE FOR A DAY LUKE!A DAY!!!

Luke : I left you for 5 minutes to go to the bathroom...

Zander : YOU SHOULD'VE TAKEN ME WITH YOU!

Luke : I give up....

Milly : WOW what's happening over there?

Hailey : Luke and Zander got into a fight for a stupid reason again.

Luke is a bad boyfriend confirmed Part 2

Luke : Zander broke my baby....

Hailey : What baby....?

Luke : MY BABY DRUMSSSS

Hailey : Why.....?

Luke : I left him for 5 minutes to go to the bathroom! 😭

Hailey : ZANDER GET OVER HERE!!!!

Luke is a HORRIBLE boyfriend Part 3

Luke : Sniff Sniff

Zander : HE DESERVED IT!!

Hailey : WELL HIS BEAUTIFUL LUSCIOUS SHINEY HOLY FLAWLESS DRUMS DIDN'T!

Luke : WAAaAAaAaaAaaAa wHY dId yOu hAVE tO kILL hER!!😭😭😭😭😭😭

Zander : This is why I'm divorcing you

Luke : Wait what?

Hailey : Wait what?

Everyone : Wait what?

Zander : sIGN thE pApERs!

Luke : When did we get married....?

Luke is a good husband Part 4
Luke x Zander, Sean x Broom

Sean : AHHHHHHH!!!

Luke : 👀👀👀

Zander : ...

Hailey : WHAT HAPPENED! "Hailey busts down the door"

Sean : I HAVE TO CLEAN THE DOOR NOW TOO!?

Hailey : oops.

Sean : First I have a fix Luke's drums and now I have to buy a new door....today is the worst

Hailey : Sorry!

Luke : My baby 😭

Zander : Luke if you cuddle with me I'll fix your drums and not divorce you.

Luke : deal

Sean : "slowly starts to make out with his broom"

Author: Bearpuff4
A Genuine Confession
Henry x ?

"I'm in love with you! I really am!"

"Again."

"I'm absolutely and completely, hopelessly in love with you!"

"Again..."

"You are my one and only-!"

"No, Henry! You're doing it all wrong. You're not going to win anybody's heart with such a grand and dramatic gesture! It just feels superficial. These days, the masses like genuine and sincere confessions from the heart."

"From the heart...from the heart...okay, I've got this! Thanks, Jake!"

"Of course, man. You go get em'!"

Henry walked up swiftly and confidently. He was finally going to confess his love, once and for all! He made his way through the cafeteria, and stopped at a table towards the back.

"Ah-aHEM!!" Henry cleared his throat, gaining the one of his affection's attention.

"I...can't hold it in anymore! I sincerely mean this! Look, the truth is...I...I'm...

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU!"

"He totally just did what I told him not to..." Jake sighed to himself. But, to Jake's surprise, the one of Henry's affections didn't turn away in disgust.

In fact, they didn't do anything at all.

"For the love of god, Henry...you did NOT just profess your love for my damn SALAD!" Lia screeched in disgust. She dumped the salad on his head, before sashaying away, Zoey not far behind.

A small bit of lettuce landed on Henry's tongue, and he happily gobbled it up.

"So...lovely. I love you too, Lettuce!"

Bear's note: LMAO I'M SO SORRY

Author: WizGamingXD
rich playboy freak
Hailey x Drew

"hi ur cute"

"ty brat I hate u don't call me music freak"

"ok can we kiss"

"Ok"

"Mwah"