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Hector: Go crawl into a ditch and die

Eugene: I hope you get hit by a rhino

Edmund: *walks into the room*

Eugene: Aren't we the best of friends?

Hector: Yup, the best!

Edmund: *smiles and leaves*

Hector: I'm going to shove you off a cliff

Eugene: Not if I shove you first!
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Okay, so this one came out of the minor crisis I was having a couple days ago, where my brain was battling over which ship should by my OTP (Edmund x Hector or Lance x Hector). In the end Lance x Hector, or Lector/Feralthief as I have fondly named it, won out but I still love the idea of Hector being Eugene's stepdad and they hate each other but get along around Edmund because they love him.

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