It was a normal day, Steve was ready for mail time, unaware of what will happen next
Mailbox enters the room
"Hey Steve guess what I invented", questions Mailbox to Steve. Steve looks at mailbox with interest. What could have a mailbox invented? He doesn't have arms so it must be simple. But poor naïve Steve wasn't prepared, none of us were.
"What?" Replies Steve, little did he know this reply would be the last of his normal life
"My expando arm to get into the living room!"
Steve's mind shatters, he couldn't comprehend it. How could a mailbox with no hands invent a mechanism to make himself move let alone place it on himself. Not to mention said mechanism had seemingly endless length to it as well. At that moment all the children in the audience became adults, I should know I was one of them.
"Oh that's great" was all Steve could mutter after that. He went on his day like normal but he wasn't the same.
Ever wonder why he went to a supposed hopscotch college and came back a detective? This is why. It was an excuse to get away and study the true evil mastermind known as mailbox
