In south London a minor named catty was eating a pigeon when she saw out of nowhere a flying squirrel with an AK-47 to her head. She vented and went on a train to north London with her monkey who smacks kids.
Catty needed to get home to her basement to feed the children their Dino nuggies 🤤
She lives with her ginger sister and her stepbro who is a perv 😃
Catty and her ginger sister were watching james Charles then all of a sudden someone knocked at her door.
"I'll get it," said the her ginger sister.
When she opened the door it was her dad with a pint of milk in his hand.
Ginger closed the door and they all went to sleep. The next day Catty's stepbro walked in her room and slapped her round the face and drove her and ginger to school. 🚗
While they were both in their lesson they heard a Big Bang 💥 all of the teachers poo pood themselves and all of the minors hid under the desks.
3 squirrels had started a school shooting at their school and they kidnapped half of the children because they were all bad nuts. 👧 🥜 👦
Ginger and catty walked home and found a very sus discovery in catty's bedroom..
Step bro was laying DEAD on the floor 💀 who could have done such a crime😳
FRESH OUT OF THE TREE A SQUIRREL FLIES IN THROUGH THE WINDOW AND MURDERS CATTY AND GINGER WITH A MACHETE.
Moral of the story: don't be a bad nut and don't be British or the squirrels might come for u next!!!
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