Dabi: we really need to get him some help-
Toga: I mean he looks fine-
Dabi: listen to him tho-
Toga: oki. *stops doing everything and listens to Twice*
Twice: Ravioli, Ravioli give me the serotoni-
Toga; oh- I see what you mean-
Dabi: do we have enough money to get him a therapist?
Shigaraki: no. And get who a therapist?
Dabi: *points at Twice*
Twice: Hello I'm the sad chef and while cooking we need to cry about how our life is falling appart-
Shigaraki: we are stealing Endeavor's credit card and getting him therapy!
Toga: or we could just ask Endeavor to pay for therapy.
Dabi: that works too-
-later-
Dabi: FaThAh-
Toga: Hey Hawks and Overhaul-
Dabi: AnYwAy FaThAh We NeEd YoUr MoNeY
Endeavor: why?
Shigaraki: we are getting Twice therapy.
Endeavor: okay- take Shoto with you-
-with Shoto in school-
Dabi: *crashes in* ShOtO!
Shoto: *sighs* what do you want?
Dabi: THERAPY TIME!!!
Shoto: *inhales*
Kirishima: you have a therapist?
Shoto: had- they must of got me a new one-
Kaminari: tf-
Shigaraki: well you're going with Twice this time-
Shoto: ThErApY bUdDiEs?!
Toga: YEs!!!
Shoto: *gets his stuff* *walks out of class 1a* later losers.
Dabi: idiot-
Class 1a: :'(
-----
Therapist: 'wtf- why are villains here-'
Dabi: *gives her the money* These two depressed beans need Therapy.
Twice: :)
Shoto: :')
Therapist: oh- okay-
Dabi, Shigaraki and Toga: *watching from outside the room*
Therapist: So how do you feel?
Shoto: like shit.
Twice: useless.
Therapist: oh alright- uhhh. Do you have any idea why you feel this way?
Twice: depression. Duh.
Shoto: 'Bish is so stupid'
Therapist: except from that-
Shoto: maybe I had a lot of trauma then the guy I finally thought I could trust goes and cheats on me-
Therapist: *writing stuff down*
Twice: maybe the fact I have an identity disorder- and also the fact my ex left me for another family member- and the fact I am dead inside-
Dabi: excuse me what-
Toga: which bit are you surprised about? Also why the fuck are you so tall?
Dabi: I don't know why I'm so tall and you're so small. And I'm surprised at practically all of it-
Shigaraki: shut up and watch-
-later-
Dabi: Aizawa I bring you back your student-
Shoto: *drinking coffee with sunglasses on* UwU
Katsuki: heh.
Twice: *also drinking coffee with sunglasses on* UwU
Shoto: Guys this guy is cool.
Twice: U-U
Deku: but he is a villain-
Shoto: *hugs Twice* a sensitive one so stfu.
Tsuyu: weird friendships-
Iida: indeed-
Dabi: well I returned the student now I shall leave. Twice come on.
Twice: nu- i want my therapy buddy-
Dabi: he is coming later.
Twice: oki. Bye therapy buddy!
Shoto: Bye!
Twice and Dabi: *walk off*
