Kanoyachi oneshots and probably Textpost

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Yachi:So our crushes got together

Kanoka: yeah...

Yachi: ...

Kanoka: So wanna date 

Yachi: Sure-

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Yachi: I love your taste in music

Kanoka: Thanks but this is just Girl in red on Shuffle

Yachi: ...

Kanoka: ...

Yachi: ... 

Kanoka: OH-

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Kanoka: hey wanna make out

Yachi: what?

Kanoka: no okay

Yachi: wait I never said no-

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Tanaka and Kiyoko: So when did this happen?

Yachi on Kanoka's lap: Well I had a crush on Kiyoko  and she had a crush on Tanaka but you guys got together so here we are

Tanaka and Kiyoko: what-

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Yachi: hey look at our future child

Kanoka: he's cute but...

Yachi: but what

Kanoka: you think about  having a child with me (o/////o)

Yachi: n-no (0/////////0) T-T 

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Yachi: hey I'm gay

Kanoka: hey I'm bi

Yachi: Well wanna make out

Kanoka: y e s

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The Team + Kanoka playing Monopoly and Yachi loses again for the 5th time

Yachi: no way I lost again

Kanoka : now go Easy on her guys Yachi is quite the crybaby

Yachi: Kanoka that's not true I am not-

Kanoka forgetting that people are there: oh so your gonna deny it huh? What about when the two of us are alone playing punishment games Tell me what happens next Yachi

Yachi: but-

Daichi: cough cough um girls

Kanoka: oops sorry

Yachi: (o////////o)

Hinata Yamaguchi and Kiyoko fangirling while everyone else has a nosebleed

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Kiyoko: so have you found your soulmate?

Yachi: no but they keep listening to the same song over and over again

Kiyoko: oh? What song

Yachi: Well it goes like ...

Yachi: 🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shoujo👻na💅no✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚ÿARiçHiñ🤴BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣Dà🎉YO💦  

Kiyoko: omg poor you-

Kanoka: Hey that's the song I keep listening to

Yachi: ...

Yachi: I'm leaving

Kanoka: no come back-

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Kiyoko and Yachi Talking and Kiyoko notices something

Kiyoko: Yachi why is your tongue purple?

Yachi: well um me and Kanoka ate candies and she had a red one and I had a blue one

Kiyoko: oh ok well I need to go refill the waters

Yachi: ... Ok 

Kiyoko Started to refill when she realized

Kiyoko: OH-

Kiyoko: YACHI GET OVER HERE 

Yachi: welp better run

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