Yep. This happened.

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I was once at the park with two of my friends. Let's call them jake and Parker. They're both boys and I'm a girl.

Jake needed to go to the toilet but since we were at the park... no toilets, so I give him my empty Powerade Bottle to pee in. Idk why, he could have just pissed in the bush.

So he goes off and pees in the bottle. Comes back over to me and Parker then asks us. 'Wanna buy it?'. He asks if we wanna buy he pee.

Me and Parker just sit on the swings in the park, frozen in confusion. He asks us again and I just respond. 'What the hell!? No! That's gross!'

'Oh, c'mon Foxi! Don't be a baby, c'mon, buy it from me for a pound.' And he holds it out to me! I just lean back on the swing and he starts laughing.

For some reason my dumbass brain takes it from him and smells it. He has had no water at all, it was o it e yellow and stunk. Yes, I don't know why I sniffed it, then I hand it to Parker and they sniff it as well.

Me and Parker give it back to jake and he just holds it. Then he starts to chase Parker around with it- like- what!?

He proceeds to throw it at Parker a few times before I buy it off him and throw it in the bin. Yes, this happened twice.

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 22, 2021 ⏰

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