Karaoke Night - Osomatsu-San X Fem!Reader

"WHO WANTS TO DO KARAOKE?!" Osomatsu shouted.

"Yeah, yeah!" Jyushimatsu agreed. Ichimatsu shook his head.

"Alright," Choromatsu sighed.

"YESS!" Todomatsu giggled.

"I'm down, brother."

"Not really," you answered.

"Aw, come on! We can serenade you!" Osomatsu whined. "Please? You don't have to sing, just watch us!"

"Fine." You sat down, waiting.

"Oldest first!" He ran over with his phone and a microphone.

"Oh god, not that song!" Choromatsu shouted as soon as it started.

"Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass
Write back as soon as you can!"

"Oh my god!" you shouted. Karamatsu gave him a thumbs-up, Choromatsu hid under his hoodie, Ichimatsu just stared, Jyushimatsu clapped and sang along, and Todomatsu started recording it all.

"You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad, this is Chasey
Chasey, this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

P.S.
Mom and Dad, this is Chasey
Chasey, this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
Would ya fuck me for blow?" He took a bow as you just stood there, speechless.

"What."

"Bravo, nii-san!" Jyushimatsu gave him a high-five.

"Congratulations, brother!" Karamatsu took his place with a grin.

"This should be painful," Ichimatsu muttered.

"Shut up! Now then...four, trois, two, un
Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is very lit!"

"OH, GOD!" Choromatsu screamed in horror. "NOT THAT SONG!"

"Karalicious, definition, make them Karamatsu boys and girls go crazy
Just a glimpse of me causes trouble
You know they know I'm lazy

You could see me, you can't please me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Karamatsu boys and girls just come and go like seasons

Karalicious, so delicious
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you were suspicious
All that shit is fictitious