Chapter 83: Master cook, Craig

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Saruto: Hey boss man where's your best cook at?

Man: What the hell are you doing in here this is the bosses office.

Saruto: I need a good cook.

Cook: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?!!!!!!!

Saruto: The boss.

Cook: NOT JUST SOME BOSS, THIS MAN FOUNDED THE GREATEST RESTAURANT IN THIS WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!! HIS NAME IS B!!!!!!!!!!

Saruto: Okay, hello Mr. B.

B: Get back to work.

Cook: YES SIR!!!!!!

B: You wanna cook of mine then you gotta work here for a year.

Saruto: WHAT THE HELL WHY A YEAR OLD GEEZER!!!!!!!!!

B: These cooks are the reason why we have the best restaurant in the world but if you wanna know who's my best cook it's some 19 year old kid who makes up his own rules.

Saruto: Then he'll be perfect.

B: What are you anyway?

Saruto: A universal protector.

B: I see. Well he's in the kitchen, he's a jerk so don't blame me.

Saruto: Yep.

Cook: AYE CRAIG, GET THE ORDER OF THOSE PEOPLE WAITING THERE!!!!!!

Craig: Why the hell do I have to do it?

Cook: WE ALMOST HAVE NO WAITERS!!!!!!!

Craig: Fine. -walks up to them- Hey ya damn jerks, what do you want?

Annie: Yes, I would like....

Craig: HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!! Oh excuse me ma'am I thought you were someone else I get your order on the double. Here have some water while you wait. 

Annie: Oh thank you so much.

Uri: Hey what about me.

Craig: OHHH HEY HEY HEY GIRLY!!!!!!

Eliza Hi.

Craig: And what would you like darling?

Eliza: Well I would like hot ramen.

Uri: HEY I WANTED THAT!!!!!!!

Craig: Right away. And you?

Annie: I'll have the same thing.

Craig: Great! I'll be back in a second.

Uri: WAIT WHAT ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!?

Craig: What the hell do you want?

Uri: ICE CREAM WITH SOME CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!!!!

Zac: I would like your best booze.

Ruui: And I want some milk!

Craig: Okay whatever. -dashes to the kitchen- 

Saruto: Oh Craig!

Cook: HEY WHAT'RE YOU DOING GET TO WORK OR THE BOSS WILL CUT YOUR PAYMENT!!!!!!!

Saruto: No I don't work-

Cook: Come on! -pulls him- We gotta make a 20 slice pizza with a banana cocoa milkshake.

Saruto: OOH THAT SOUNDS GOOD!!!!!!

Cook: WE NEED 107 HOTDOGS ON THE GO!!!!!!

Cook Why the hell 107?

Cook: THIS GUY IS DOING A CONTEST!!!!

Cook: GET TO WORK!!!!!!

Saruto: Okay okay.

Craig: MY BEAUTIFUL LADIES!!!!!! Here is your food. I also brought a strawberry milkshake with some fried rice and some fries and fried chicken and a banana blueberry milkshake and 2 oreo milkshakes.

Eliza: Thank you so much.

Annie: Thanks.

Craig: I forgot to say, what are your names. 

Annie: My name is Annie.

Eliza: Eliza.

Craig: WELL ELIZA SAN AND ANNIE CHAN!!!!! 

Uri: Where's my food!!?

Zac: Where's my booze!!?

Ruui: Where's my milk!!?

Craig: Here you go. Your bill is $300.

Uri: $300?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eliza: 300? Come on Mr cook please lower it for me!!!!

Craig: SO SO SO SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU TWO GIRLS HAVE IT FOR FREE!!!!!!!!

Cook: DID THIS MAN SAY THE F WORD!!!!!! MY G THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!!!!!!

Craig: Shut up ya damn cook.

Uri: SO I HAVE TO PAY 300 DOLLARS!!!?

Zac: Idiot! Saruto said he'd pay for it.

Uri: Oh okay.

Man: WHAT UP NERDS YELL IF YOU'RE HERE!!!!!!!!

AHHHH IT'S THE U-UNIVERSAL PROTECTOR DANIEL FOGGY!!!!!!

Craig: Dammit why do these guys have to come and runin the party!!?

To be continued

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