I'm sorry
Just a reminder that everything in this story is a joke I would never say anything in this story to someone it was never meant to offend anyone I was just trying to make people laugh
"I LOVE YOU PAPI!!!!" I said running into his arms
"What the actual-" I cut Harry off
"SILENCIO YOU ANOYING ASS RAT" I said
I was tried of all the people watching so I got rid of them...
I was ripping Harry ass Potter apart while I had already tied the others down
"STOP PLEASE MERLIN STOP!" Screamed a raspy voiced Herione
I watched as the hair was pulled off from his scalp.
Then I went for the face I moaned as I did
He screamed bloody murder as I ripped off his lips and carved a smile into his face
"GOD PLEASE YOUR GOING TO KILL HIM" yelled Ronish
"PLEASE IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEASE-"
I had torn his eyes out and was eating them
"OH MY GOD NO, NO, NO PLEASE GOD NO HARRY!" Cried Gin tears were now streaming down her face
Once I was done with Harry I made sure he was dead as I grabbed Gin
I yanked a hard metal chain out of a draw and tied Harry's body and her together
"Please.. I don't.. know.. what.. I did.." she cried and cried as I shoved her and Harry into a barrel casting a rotting charm on it
"NO GIN NO OH MY GOD OUR SISTER THATS OUR SISTER!" Yelled the Weatherby twins
"Oh no need to worry I know just what to do with you too" I said
I finished off the rest of them and grabbed the struggling twins
"Imperio" I said to there faces
They both had a blank expression
"Good" I said
"Wash the blood off of me Gred"
He did
"Now you too take me and Filch wedning shopping"
And so they did as I asked
We went to the wedning shop with Filch at diogon allhay
I bought this dress:
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"G-god F-filch I look.." he cut me off
"Like a beautiful mrs.noris" he explains with loving eyes
We walk out of the shop holding the Weatherby twins like a dog on a leash I felt powerful... in control and at that very moment in time I decided something
"F-f-f-filch I-I-Iwanttobuyamansion" I spat out
"What was that love..?" He said looking ahead as we walked through the streets of diogon allhay
I thought of a response and finally it hit me like a Cruciatrix curse
"Follow me" I said grabbing him and Gred as he yanked Forge along
I led him up to a humongous mansion
"Let's live here." I said, my voice was slow and steady
"But love there's people in there?"
"Oh don't worry I've got that solved" I replied as we walked along the pathway that leads up to the house
Once we got there I took a good look to make sure this is my new home. The house was covered in long vines that went to the roof. There was a large court yard with pillars surrounding the house. And massive windows in the front of the house.
There was obviously people inside I thought to myself. The lights were on and there was classy music playing in what I assumed was the ball room.
I grabbed filch's hand as he was now tying up the twins to a pillar
"You wait out here it's gonna get a little messy" I said looking into his eyes
"Ok be careful"
"I will" I said as I opened the door to the mansion...