Zach is depressed. Know one knows why or cares at all, all we know is that he has twelve reasons to kill himself.
1. He can't get a good women
2. His dad believes in corporal punishment
3. He wants to kill himself
4. His cock is smaller then mrs.corbetts tits
5. Black people
6. Asian people
7. Women
8. He realizes that he can't get a women because he's gay
9. He can't think of a 9th reason
10. Jojo part 6 is taking a massive shitt and wont come out
11. He hasn't developed cum
12. He's close to his 12th reason.
