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1. Stop spending money on useless things. You once bought a potion from Solomon to become a turtle to hide in a shell.

2. Stop saying "Goldie My Baby! I found you. Lucifer kidnapped you I know" It's a credit card fool not a person.

3. You are not MC'S first. You just have made a pact with MC first and nothing.

4. You can't oppose Lucifer. Beel gets mad.

5. You can't lend more money from Levi. Levi is still crying because he can't buy his Ruri-Chan limited edition figure.

6. If Levi beat you up this not our problem. Levi is mad at you and still chasing you. LOOK BACK!*

7. You can't say Barbatos "My Barbie that's my girl" when he is passing by your side. We know that Barbatos look like a barbie but you can't joke that.

8. You can't go to the kitchen. Once you trying to make an omelette and blasted the kitchen because you don't know how to turn on a stove. Beel forgave you.

9. Stop faking stories you make. We all know you have not help any child.

10. Stop saying "Oye and ya know" we can't understand your language sometimes.

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