BAS MEIN

chapter 10

That girl - Arey Rashu ! Yahan ! Oh haan yaad aaya tune bola tha ki kuch zaroori baat karni thi... Tere saath yeh kon hai ?

Disha - Hello di ! Myself Disha ! Yeh Rashi ki bestfriend... Nice to meet you !

Rani - Dekh Rashi ! Maine pehle se hi bola hai ki "di" bulayegi toh main baat nahi karne wali..... Bas "Rani" bulaya kar . Bas ek saal ki hi toh badi hoon terese ! Vale hi class me 2 years ka gap ho... Aur haan Disha ! Tu bhi "Rani" bulayegi bas . Samajh gayi nah ; )

Disha (nods) - Haan theeke Rani di... Oops I meant to say Rani... Thoda awkward hai lekin ho jayega practice ! Ab chalein ...?

Rani - Ok ok... Lekin iss classroom me nahi... Bahar corridor me chalo... *Everyone agrees*

*They came to the corridor & then to the campus*

Rani - Dekho jis bareme baat karne wale hain , woh kisiko pata nahi chalna chahiye ok ? Kyunki college me ek hi woh group hai jin logo ne tabahi machake rakha hai...

Rashi - Lekin aisa kyun ? Galti toh unki hai... Phir humlog kyun darein unse ?

Rani - Tumlog college me new ho... Isliye nahi jaante... Woh log pichle 4 saal se fail horahe hain issi college se...... Aur jo leader hai unke group ka , bada khatarnak hai... Zara bachke rahiyo...

Disha - Lekin Rani... Darenge toh woh log toh aur bhi darayenge na...

Rani - Haan main yeh nahi bol rahi ki lado mat... Bas saavdhan rahein satark rahein ;p

Rashi - Achha aur koi information hai unn ladko ke bareme ....?

Rani - Umm...Haan...Hai toh sahi... Dhyan se sun , uss group ke leader ladke ka chacha bada harami aadmi hai... Kya naam hai...! Lemme remember... Ohhh haan yaad aaya ! "Hola" type kuch surname hai unka... Aur ladke ka naam hai "Vishal"... Bohot khatarnak hain yaar... Lekin pata nahi tum sab se pehle din hi bin baat ke kyun ladai karli usne... Search kario tumlog baaki ka ! Main chalti hoon abhi ok ?

Disha - Theek hai phir... Tum bohot achhi ho Rani di... I mean Rani ! Bye ! See ya !

*Rani returned to her classroom and Disha & Rashi are also about to go to canteen ; suddenly a girl comes running "Dishaaa"...

Disha - Abbey Awadhi yaar kitni baar bola hai aise janwar ki tarah mat chilla :) college hai yeh tera ghar nahi...... Kya bolne aayi ?

Awadhi - Behenchod kabse dhund rahi tereko aur tu mil nahi rahi ! Jaake Ashu se poocha toh bolti hai kamini kisi important kaam se gayi hai... Ab yahan kya kaam padh gaya behen ki lodi...? Haramzadi main 10 minutes se chakkar kaat kaat ke paagal ho chuki........

Disha - Arey chuppppppppp ! College me kitni gaali deri besharam :) thoda to sharam kar !

Awadhi - Ni karni mujhe sharam varam... Tu meri baat sun chup chap... Maine bola tha na naye ghar me shift horahe hum ? Woh 2 din pehle hogaya... Ab aaj shaam wahin pe party hai aa jaiyo ! Nahi gayi toh main teri.........

*Disha puts hand on her mouth*

Disha - Haan haan behen aa jayenge sab !

Rashi - Yaar Awadhi tu bhi nah... Aise aayi jaise 3rd world war hi hogaya ho... Chal canteen...

*3 of them go to canteen*

Ashu - Aye lo ! Aagaye saare kamine . Ab jaake group poora hua... Disha , Rashi tumdono ka khana rakha hai kha lo... Awadhi aur baaki sabne kha liya hai... Bas pata nahi Banchoddas achanak se bola ki pet dard hai toh khaya nahi.... Ajeeb hai itna achanak........

Bancho - Arehhh aagayi ! I mean theek hogaya dard mera...... Ab main kha lunga Bancho !

*Disha stares at him*

Disha - Kisko dekhke dard theek hua Banchoddas ? I don't think kisiki nazar me dawai hoti hai ki tum theek ho jaao !

Bhuvan (laughed) - Chhodo na yaar... Kha lo sab...

*Disha , Bancho & Rashi started eating*

Ashu - Aur ? Pata laga kuch ???

Rashi - Haan re... Ek harami ladko ka group jo log pichle 4 saal se fail hoke issi college me reh gaye aur dadagiri karre hain..... Usme jo leader uska naam "Vishal" jaisa kuch hai jiske uncle bhi koi power wale hain... Something "Hola" surname hai unka.........

*Bancho starts coughing terribly*

*Disha comes with water bottle and tries to normalise him*..... *A few minutes later*

Ashu - Kya hogaya Banchoddas ? Aur Bhuvan Sameer tum sab ka muh itna pale kaahe hogaya ? Akhir baat kya haiiiii ?????

Sameer - Bohot uljhi hui ghatanaye hain... Fabkuh abhi toh bata nahi fakte... Dheere dheere fab pata halega......

Bhuvan - Kuchhh bhi to nahi... Main toh ekdam theek hoon ! (tries to act normal...)

Disha - Tum theek ho Banchoddas ?

Bancho - Tumne paani pila diya now everything is alright ! Sab theek hai Bancho !

Disha - Haan haan theeke... Baat baat pe flirting maarna bandh karo . Isliye koi ladki impress nahi hoti tumse : /

*Everyone laughs*

Sameer - Aurrr bhai ? Aagaya fwad ?

Annu - Swad ka toh pata nahi magar inn gunde badmasho ko maza chakhana padega yaar...

Sameer - Relax ! I got it 👍🏻
*She doesn't know why but Annu blushes*

Awadhi - Yeh tum sabbb log ! Zara kaan khulke meri baat sunooo ! Mujhe pata nahi kaise aaoge magar aaj shaam sabko mere ghar party  mein aana hai ! Samajh gaye ? Address hai yeh ladka ; kya naam ? Arey yeh Bhushan Bham ke ghar ke hi bagal mein... Aajana...!

Ashu (almost shouting) - "BHUVAN BAM" hai be ! Ek simple sa naam yaad nahi rehta........

*Bhuvan tries to hide his blushing face*

Bhuvan - Tumko itna yaad hai Ashika ?

Ashu - Haan kyun nahi ! Main jiske baju me baithi hoon uska naam obviously yaad hoga !

Awadhi - Oh ok ok "Bhuvan" ke ghar ke baju wale ghar me... Aajana sab ! Done ?

*Everyone laughs and agrees to the proposal*

Disha - Lekin main pehchanungi kaise ???

Bancho - Tum apne ghar ka address do Bancho main lene aajaunga apne scooty me ! Bhuvan ka ghar toh almost mera hi ghar hai ! Tumhe tension lene ki koi zaroorat nahi !

Disha (being irritated) - Okay okay : /

Rashi - Ab mera kya ? : )

Bancho : Google maps dekh liyo !

*Rashi stares and Bancho stops*

Annu - Arey o datto suno zara !

Sameer - Kon mujhko bola ?

Annu - Yahan bas tumhare hi daant bahar hain !

Sameer - Ab kya hogaya ?

Annu - Shaam ko mere ghar ke saamne aa jaana ! Bhuvan ka ghar toh tumhe bhi pata hi hoga... Theek haina ?

Sameer - Yeh bhi theek hai... Ab aur kar bhi kya sakte hain (whispered...)

Bhuvan - Mera sabse achha hai waise XD ! Aur jinko nahi pata bas Malviya Nagar me jaake poochiyo "Babloo ji ka ghar kahan par hai ?" Sablog dikha denge . Duniya mein sabse kanjoos baap ke daur se humara ghar famous hai.............. *Everyone dies laughing*

*The bell rang again... Time for class*
*After a few more hours , finally college is over and everyone comes to gate*

Bhuvan - Toh done ? Time pe aana sablog...

Awadhi - Bol to aise rahe jaise tumhare ghar me hi party ho !

Bhuvan (laughs) - Woh bhi de dunga kisi din !

*Everyone says goodbye and Annu & Ashu leaves by auto , Bhuvan , Sameer , Banchoddas , Disha , Rashi , Awadhi by their own scooties......*

TO BE CONTINUED............. ♥️