Dream added Philza to the chat [HIATUS]

9- :flushed:

people be putting this fanfic in their bottom dream reading lists i-

well ig

i post fanfiction sometimes

also dream x fundy or dnf???

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[Literally just Dream SMP]

Dream - guys

Dream - there's this really hot guy

CHILD - oh. my. god.

CHILD - dream is simping 

Dream - tommy shut up im talking to the adults

THE BLADE - yes dream tell me everything i totally wont use this as blackmail

Dream - how do you ask someone out

Samsung refrigerator - you go to their house

Samsung refrigerator - and you blast heatwaves from their front yard.

HONK - can confirm it works

DUCK GOOSE - we were on a date, karl (this is quackity)

HONK - didn't stop me from jumping out the window

Niki <3 - i cant choose between minx or puffy and you all are here jumping out windows to kiss people

THE BLADE - if all else fails, marry a fish

furry - that's just mean

Dream - thanks guys

Dream - :flushed:

furry - no problem

THE BLADE - fundy you did LITERALLY NOTHING

furry - no. problem.

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[11:54 pm]

Dream - why can i hear heatwaves?

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