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INCORRECT QUOTES #7

jungkook- [reaches for ramen in y/n's bowl]

y/n- [slams grocery store divider between her bowl and jungkook's hand]

jungkook-

jungkook- you told me you didn't take that from the store

y/n- and you told me you didn't want any ramen but here we are

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y/n- i want a kitten

yoongi- what for?

y/n- to sleep together and give them all my love, they really are cute

yoongi-

yoongi- meow~

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jin- hey y/n-

y/n- you know it really bothers me that the power rangers are always like "wE GoTtA KEEp OuR idenTitiES a SeCRet" but they be morphing in middle of the streets?"

jin-

hobi-

jin-

hobi- wait....thats right...

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tae- hyung, how do i get revenge on those who have wronged me?

namjoon- the best revenge is letting go and living on

tae- y/n-shi? how do I-

y/n-STAB. ELIMINATE. DESTROY.

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jin- [gets seriously injured]

y/n- JUNGKOOK QUICK, CALL JIN AN AMBULANCE

jungkook- uhm. okay

jungkook- j-jin you are a ambulance...

y/n-

namjoon-

namjoon- jungkook no-

jin- no its okay. let me die

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*over the phone*

hobi- I put a little note in your bag to tell you how much i love you

y/n- *opens bag*

y/n- hobi, this is a 10 page letter

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namjoon- just heard someone say "if you're having trouble sleeping, join the military. they teach you how to sleep anywhere"

yoongi- "if you're curious about afterlife, die"

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jimin- I know we don't always see eye to eye things-

jungkook- thats because you're short

jimin- 

jungkook-

y/n- DASHI RUN RUN RUN~

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[jungkook dressed in top to bottom with branded clothes]

[y/n swirls around in a chair and looks at jungkook judgingly]

y/n- where do you think you are going? school? add some jewelry to that shit

jungkook- *puts on $29k watch* I knew it was missing something 

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hoseok- i walk around like everything is fine