(AN: great grammar ikr)(Y/N POV)
It was a sunny day. The sky was a bright blue, the grass had fresh dew laying nicely and glistening into my eyes. I let out a breathless sigh. "It's been a while since I've had a good time ...I wonder what I should do?" I lie down realizing that my back is wet from precipitation. I groan in frustration (not like that ;) ) I feel something pushing at my hole.
Oh no
I need to go to the bathroom! I jump up off the ground and run straight for the toilet. I sit down just and time and feel my stomach gurgle.
It comes out nicely (it just fits so don't question it). I look down to wipe. 'Hey is that my poop...? It looks too perfect' I think to myself. The water starts to swish around. I look in disbelief at the toilet as the droppings rise. The stink of the shat goes to my nose but I'm in shock so I don't mind.
Woah...The poop forms a mouth and says...
TO BE CONTINUED.