[newscaster :good morning, good morning, good morning lady's and gentlemen TV. Who's here for a morning news?.. Now let's jump to this girl who literally goes viral because of her absolutely amazing performance on the side walk of Mary Street. We're she performs...........]
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[I'M THE MAP I'M THE MAP........ CONTINUES PLAY ]
"F*ck how I love Dora in the morning, sino bang hindi haha o bago mo ko I judge for loving Dora let me explain....
I just love her in the morning okay the rest of the day I don't know her duhhh diz bisshh..
So what do I do today shouldd I skip my online classes for the whole day?
Ooohhh let me ask Dora
"hey Little bi*ch should I skip all my classes for today?"
(huwag pamarisan)
[dora w/ friends : Hooray!]
OOP? WELL I guess that's a yes
I jumped of the sofa to get some breakfast, how I love to prepare breakfast, but let's do cereals for today hahahaha.
After I prepare my breakfast I eat while watching another episode of dora...
After watching and eating I get my self ready to kick some ass outside.
Jokes! I'll just walk to Mary Street because bishh that St. Be do mah vibe yow! So leggo
I locked my doors and gate then jumped on my penny diz iznt mine though, I am too broke to buy one...
Well watevah no one cares dumb bitch
" angel heyy!"
That's the kind but weird neighbour of mine
"yezz! Zaria watpopin?" I asked
"Well I know you're going to Mary St. Again so can I ask you a favour to bring this books to lennie please?"
" yea sure! What's d pact?"
" ahh (hesitant) dinner?"
"oke!"
I grabbed the books and ride off the penny
(... I made a few mistakes I regret it nightly, I broke a couples heart that I wear on my sleeves, my mama always say girl your trouble and still I wonder could you fall for a woman like me..... 🎶🎶)
Little mix vibin in with my earpods on
I rode faster and faster and got so into the song until I fr*aking fall face first...
Shoot yari tayo kay zaria yung books nya hahaaha
"oof!"
"aww, hahaha!"
"aba jusko po ang batang ito mababalian!"
"diba sya yun?"
"lagi naman yan ganan e pa sakit sa katawan hanap hahaha"
Auchh pleas stan up pleas stan up, wuttt? Did I just sing slim shady of Eminem dafuq... okay stop I think I hit my cheek and elbow on the ground it stinks
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" LENNIE!!?"
I shouted outside lennies house, I actually arrived at my destination alive hahaha
"why?"
Yes bish she awtt yaa
"here's the book from zaria."
"oww thanks, t-the books are a little messed up anndd ahmm your face?"
"same things happen I guezz!"
I'm about to leave when she said
"ikaw ba yung nasa t.v ng ayong umaga?"
"no!? (deny overload) I didn't steal anything, bye"
Then I ride to the street finding swiper yupp, hindi yung sa Dora ha bahahahha.
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"angel! Yaaaaa a!"
"Denis! Asan si swipe?"
"awan ko sa babaeng yun! Ayos nga e sikat na Kayo ni swipe nasa TV Kayo kaninang umaga hahahahah"
"hoy put*ngina pinost mo?"
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" Angel! Pede pa picture?" cedric ask
"ge lang"
"guys taraaa!"
Abat may kasama paa
"luh!" si Denis nagulat
Pag tapos nila mag pa picture isa isa, sabay sabay sila nag tingnan sakin. Sabay pakyu
Putang ina mga ulol
"bat ka nag pa picture sa mga yon ka away natin yon a, feeling talaga amp" denis
"galit na galit amputa Tawagin mo si swipe sikat na pala kami e! Laro tayo dito!"
"oo na!"
Umalis nama sya para Tawagin si swipe tas ako eto practice ng tricks, pota makakailang bali kaya ako bago makuha tong kinginang tricks na to
" Angel mamaya daw sya may klase pa!" si denis
"sige tayo na lang mag laro!"
"wait panoodin muna natin tong balita kaninang umaga Hahaha muka kang tanga kaya ka nag viral e"
"bobo amp maganda lang talaga ako kaya ganon!"
[.... Panuorin ang dalawang dalaga na nag enjoy sa Pag kanta habang sumasayaw ka pansin pansin ang babaeng naka puti sa video dahil nakakatuwa itong kumilos na sabi nga sa mga komento ay parang rihanna daw ang galawan Di naman papatalo ang kasama nito sa Pag kanta, may mga nagsasabing nag ka inuman daw ang dalawa at nag katuwaan, inulan din ito ng batikos sa ilang netizen dahil nga nasa gitna ng pandemya at nakuha pang mag liwaliw ng mga ito, kaagad namang sinagot ito ng uploader at inihayag na bago pa mag quarantine itong video nakuhanan at ngayon lamang naisipan I post ng mga ito iyon. Sa kabilabanda ang aleng ito naman ........ "]
" shutanginamoka dami mong pakulo, "sigaw ko kay denis
" luh ayaw mo sikat ka na sabog notif ko lam mo ba Hahaha ngayon lang nangyari yun hahahaha! "
" saya mong tanga ka ha! Gagantihan talaga kita"
"guyzzz hahaha Angel were famous bishes naaa pota nakakatawa talaga tayo dun nakakahiya ampp yari ka sakin Denis hahaha." -swipe
"Alam mo mag laro na lang tayo, bukas natin bawian yan" - me
Nag laro na nga kami ng basketball at nag skateboard na din tapos nag lunch at miryenda kina Denis bcuz masarap mag luto ang nanay nya
That's how we bond then after uwi na ko sa bahay, then I'll try to do my activities Hahaha cuz I didn't do it earlier Im in a rush, but duh its me we talking about afcozz Ive done it before submission dzuhh
Then I'm kinda hungry na so I go through ma window and look at the neighbour I saw zaria with my dinner crossing the road hihi just in time brrrraa!
Ding*--
I immediately open the door snatching the food
"thanks!"
The closed the door
Rude? That's Me not sorry!
Hihihihii yaykss lasagnaaaa yummm
I eat it in bliss then got my phone and scroll through social media then I pass on the video of mine on TV
Yazz it's me and mah fwend eww I was wearing my fav cap and a white crop sando with a polo and a black slack almost meeting the floor and my fav air Jordan 1 High cut shoes i was singing kiss it better by rihanna I'm even dancing on its beat while singing yoww I was wasted eww..
..... and theres swipe wearing her fav. Coord blue sweatshirt and shorts with vans and a cute pair of fucking socks she vibin with me and Denis hyping us up on the back of the cam..
What the he'll just happen hahahahaha.
It was fri*ging.....
Me-TV?
