no homo > larry au [completed]

eight

hey wassup
look @ that pic tho
it's my favorite pic ever
enjoy the chapter ok

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harrystyles: louiiiiiiiiiiis

harrystyles: lousisiisisisisidisi

louist91: yes my love

harrystyles: im boredddwedsddddd

harrystyles: ahshahahcuakakjjdkajs

louist91: y so sad pal

harrystyles: it's a saturday afternoon and I have nothing to doooooooooooo

louist91: you can do me

harrystyles: LOUISIISISISIS

louist91: *wink wink*

harrystyles: you always end up flirting with me and I feel all mushy and ahajdksknabcks

louist91: like soft dick mushy or crush mushy

harrystyles: STOP

louist91: it's a genuine question

harrystyles: IM NOT GOING TO ANSWER

louist91: fine don't tell me if ur hard or not

harrystyles: ur hard HEADED

louist91: idgi

harrystyles: hey wait I came up with a joke

louist91: shoot

harrystyles: what did the bird say to the stubborn brick?

louist91: no

harrystyles: you're very HARD HEADED

louist91: everything about that joke is so wrong

harrystyles: what it was good

louist91: why was there a bird

harrystyles: bc i couldn't think of anything else

louist91: EPIC FLAWS

harrystyles: FINE THEN YOU COME UP WITH A BETTER JOKE

louist91: I WILL

louist91: what did the teenage moon say to his mom?

harrystyles: what

louist91: it's nOT JUST A PHASE

harrystyles: WHAHSHSHAHSH

harrystyles: HOW DID YOU DO THAT

louist91: IM TALENTED

harrystyles: wait I think I have a joke

louist91: lemme stop u right there

harrystyles: what does the baby enchilada call his father

louist91: what ?????

harrystyles: enchiLDADA

louist91: WHAT

harrystyles: I just came up with that joke because of a typo

louist91: WHAT EVEN ARE YOU

harrystyles: the joke MASTER

louist91: you're KILLIN me smalls

harrystyles: can I tell you another one

louist91: nO

harrystyles: what did the extraordinary cow say when he was compared to his friends

louist91: I don't like U

harrystyles: IM NOT LIKE THE UDDERS

louist91: KILL ME

harrystyles: WHOOOOOSH TOUCH DOWN

louist91: im never talking to you again

harrystyles: U mad bc my jokes are bomb?

louist91: they certainly bombed

louist91: in the worst way possible

harrystyles: whateves, my jokes are the best

louist91: hey I have a joke for you

harrystyles: bet it won't be great as mine

louist91: shush just listen

louist91: so my mom told me I have to take out the trash...

louist91: when are you free?

harrystyles: WHAT

louist91: boom slam dunk

harrystyles: that was insulting and flattering

louist91: that was more of a pick up line but who carez

harrystyles: I hate you

louist91: so...

harrystyles: ??

louist91: you said you were in Manchester visiting a friend all this week right?

harrystyles: yeaaaah

harrystyles: why?

louist91: I dunno

louist91: I'd really like to take out the trash

harrystyles: seriously?

louist91: ((((((((:

harrystyles: yeah :D sure

louist91: cool

louist91: tomorrow? im doin dumb uni stuff today

harrystyles: yeah! im free tomorrow...

louist91: great

louist91: no homo tho

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