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I'm Just Saiyan

Male Saiyan Reader X Female Saiyan Reader

(as requested by BenCowden2)

(F/n) POV

???: "This guy's a pretty tough opponent! It's really nice to get a good workout every once in a while right (F/n)?"

      His voice calm and excited as i shriveled up inside before finally opening my mouth.

(F/n): "Yeah, of course! But, how much longer do we have against this guy?"

???: "Ehh, give me ten minutes give or take. And if I don't, then you have a right to punch me."

(F/n): "E-Excuse me? Punch you???"

???: "Yeah, punch me, as in you know pun-."

(F/n): "I get that but why punch you???"

???: "To, you know, amp me up!!"

(F/n): "You're such an odd creature aren't you?"

???: "Well we are the same race."

His monkey tail wagged like an excited dog as he smiled at me.

(F/n): "God damnit (M/n)..."

(M/n): "What? Was it something I said?"

(F/n): "No. It's just you being an idiot."

      All the while we were talking the entity we were facing started to get annoyed at us.

???: "For gods sake you Saiyans are just as stupid as I was told!"

(M/n): "Oop! My bad man! Just having a little chat with my friend!"

???: "You monkeys are so dumb! FIGHT ME!!!"

The weird figure could only spew out phrases of hollow meaning and interest. The only thing that kept our attention about him was his power.

(F/n): "So? Who should go first?"

(M/n): "Come on, I shouldn't be rude. Ladies first."

(F/n): "Why thank you."

      I charge at the being as he stays on guard unaware that (M/n) teleported directly behind him and puts him in a Full Nelson.

???: "What the hell? Get off me!!!!"

(M/n): "You ready (F/n)?"

(F/n): "Ready for anything!!!! HYAHHH!!!"

(M/n) teleports away just as I charge through the fiend and rip him in half using just a simple charge.

(F/n): "EW!!! Great! Now I got blood on my new uniform!!"

(M/n): "Ooooo, that one's going to be a hard one to clean."

(F/n): "Yeah, and you're going to have to help me!"

(M/n): "Wait seriously? I'm not good at cleaning things! Remember when I had to take care of my own clothes that one time?"

Flashback

(M/n): "Alright so I just hang them up and I hear them up a little?"

(F/n): "Yes and make sure to take them off when they've fully dried off!"

      The poor idiot stood there looking at the clothes hanging from the clothesline.

(F/n): "Alright, I need to go look after something. I'll be back."