ONESHOT ALBEDO BOOK X FEM!READER

Scenarios lol rawr XD

I can't think of anything to write so I'm writing some short scenarios for y'all

Enjoyyyy

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Jean : why are both of your tongues purple?

Albedo : We had slushies, I had red

Y/n : And I had blue

Jean : oh...

Jean: ...

Jean : ...OH

Klee : ...

Klee : you shared slushies?

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Kaeya at Diluc's funeral : I need a moment alone

Jean and Aether : *nods and walks out*

Kaeya : *looks around* bitch I know you ain't dead

Diluc : yeah, no shit

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Albedo : my hands are cold

Y/n : *holds his hands*

Albedo : ... You know, my lips have been feeling awful cold lately aswell

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Diluc : I hate you

Kaeya : Why? I'm lovely

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Kaeya : Oh! What about that green one?

Y/n : ...I don't need to look pretty while fighting hilichurl camps

Kaeya : You don't have to, but that doesn't mean you can't

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Aether : just because you are basically a billionaire, doesn't mean you can buy me presents to gain my trust

Childe : it's only a house

Aether : That's my POINT

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Lisa : I don't want to look like a princess, I want to look like a formally evil Queen who reluctantly redeemed herself for the side of good

Kaeya : you read too much-

Lisa : I'm a librarian, what do you expect

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Albedo : What the hell kind of noise was that?

Y/n : I sneezed, sorry-

Albedo : That wasn't a fucking sneeze, that was a demon possessing you

Kaeya : Always the ones that you'd least expect

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Diluc : Where's the idiot, anyway?

Kaeya : I'm right here

Diluc : surprisingly enough, I'm not talking about you this time

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Klee : Look! My new friends even gave me a cool friendship patch!

Jean : Klee you joined the TREASURE HORDERS

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Kaeya : *gets down on one knee*

Albedo : Oh my god, it's finally happening

Kaeya : *falls over*

Albedo : the poison is finally kicking in

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Childe : Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Aether : That's dangerous

Albedo : And cowardly, do twenty

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Kaeya : we told Klee her ears turn red when she lies

Albedo : and why?

Y/n : watch...

Kaeya : Klee? Do you love us?

Klee, angry : *covers her ears* no!

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Diluc : Hey, Jean

Jean : yes?

Diluc : How long do you reckon someone could survive under water?

Jean :

Jean : Where's Kaeya?

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Y/n : How's the sexiest person in the room doing?

Albedo : I dunno, how are they?

Y/n, flustered : I-

Kaeya, from across the room : I'm doing great, thanks!

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Aether : In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Albedo : *turns to Kaeya* How tall are you?

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Albedo : Lisa, can I talk to you for a second?

Lisa : Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Y/n are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Albedo : What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.

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Jean : You have to apologize to Albedo

Kaeya : Fine.

Kaeya : 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Klee : Bye Y/n! Bye Albedo! Bye Sucrose! Bye Aether! Bye Paimon! Bye Y/n!

Jean : You said 'bye Y/n' twice.

Klee : *pouting* I like Y/n.

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Y'all I think that's all for now, sorry if it's short-

Anywaysss I won't be posting for a bit because I have requests to catch up on

See y'all when the next oneshot comes out