rohan x shrek

Rohan's bizarre married life: part 1

It's always a truly blissful moment when two people, in the crazy ecstasy of love, propose the idea of marrying one another. Kishibe Rohan was fortunate enough to be one of these people yesterday. He was pretty nervous about the whole ordeal, but he knew in his heart that this was the right thing to do.

"Shrek-senpai, I love you. W-will you make the happiest man in the world and marry me?"

Shrek, who looked so beautiful in the dim candlelight, smiled gently and looked at him with those eyes that always set off those pleasant butterflies in his stomach.

"Of course, Rohan.'

He took Rohan's hand, pale and small compared to his, and pressed it against his lips. The kiss soon transformed into a lick, then to a rollicking, gobbling motion that sent delicious shivers down Rohan's spine. As much as he loved this and wanted more, this was still a family restaurant. 'Sh-shrek senpai! Please be gentle!'

Shrek smiled against Rohan's wet fingers and whispered: 'Stop me.'

He couldn't control the smile that spread over his face, no matter how much he wanted to be angry at Shrek. Rohan couldn't control anything when it was with him- he wanted Shrek so bad.

'D-do you want to go back to my house?'

Instead of responding, Shrek slid his huge hands under Rohan's buttocks and draped his arms around Rohan's . He squealed as Shrek lifted him up and carried him out of the diner.

'Sh-shrek?'

T h e w e d d i n g h a p p e n s

As he held Rohan close and brought him in for their first kiss as newlyweds, he finally felt at peace. His soft green lips caressed his own in a wondrously slobbery gulp. Fireworks erupted in Rohan's stomach, like butterflies being set free from captivity, unfortunately the butterflies urged to escape and Rohan threw up into shrek senpai's mouth. SHREK THEN CONSUMED THE PUKE IN ONE GULP AND VORED HIS OWN NON-EXISTENT HAIR. Bodily odor exploded from shreks greasy head, sliding his body like a slug across Rohan's to mark his territory. After claiming his prize, shrek swallowed an entire stick of butter and then vomited it back into his partner's mouth; as a gift. Rohan then performed the entire WAP song, while doing the explicit dance in a single piece of bread. A complete meal.

"I said, certified freak

Seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy
Make that pull-out game weak, woo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role play, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (ayy, ayy)
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I'll run down on him 'fore I have a nigga running me
Talk your shit, bite your lip
Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick)
You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang
He already made his mind up 'fore he came
Now get your boots and your coat
For this wet-ass pussy
He bought a phone just for pictures
Of this wet-ass pussy
Pay my tuition just to kiss me
On this wet-ass pussy
Now make it rain if you wanna
See some wet-ass pussy
Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroker
I need a Henny drinker, I need a weed smoker
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Pussy A1, just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing
That swing in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's going in dry and it's coming out soggy
I ride on that thang like the cops is behind me
I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo
Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make you bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name
Ah (whores in this house)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
Now from the top, make it drop
That's some wet-ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop
That's some wet-ass pussy
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP
That's some wet-ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot
That's some wet-ass pussy, huh
(There's some whores in this house)
(There's some whores in this house)"

"AAAAAAAAA" rphan autotune baby cried.

"Uh oh looks like baby needs his nappy changed!" Shrek exclaimed, pointing to a huge brown stain leaking from his husband's bread nappy.

"N-No Master Shrek, I'm savoring it for later! 😏"

TO BE CONTINUED..............