wrinkly dick

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woozi
so um are we gonna talk about what happened last night

wonton
no.

woozi
gonna take that as a yes

handsomest
I have a headache and my back hurts

futureofkpop
WAIT WAIT WAIT DOES THAT MEAN WONWOO TOPS

booboothefool
WAIT DEADASS OH MY GOD YALL

joshujji
ion know why yall are so surprised
I'd be a whore for wonwoo too

angelboy
JOSHUA

joshujji
did I lie?

hansoap
you really didn't

handsomest
NO NO MY BACK IS COVERS IN SCRATCH MARKS THATS WHY

booboothefool
THEN DONT GET US EXCITED?

wonton
yall really believed I would top mingyu?

sockmin
yeah<3

futureofkpop
speaking of relationships who was screaming at like 6am this morning

kingofchina_
it wasnt junnie and I we were out COLD

hansoap
then that leaves.....

angelboy
HE WAS BEING AN ASS

scoops
I WAS BEING AN ASS?
YOU WERE BEING A PRIVILEGED LITTLE BITCH

futureofkpop
looks around

angelboy
SHUT UP CHAN

scoops
SHUT UP CHAN

futureofkpop
😲

angelboy
WELL YOUR DICK IS WRINKLY

scoops
YEAH?
AT LEAST I HAVE A DICK

angelboy
I HAVE A DICK

scoops
OH REALLY?
I'VE NEVER SEEN IT

angelboy
YOU LITTLE FUCKER
IM SUING YOU

scoops
DO IT
I KNOW YOU HAVENT LEARNED SHIT THIS ENTIRE SEMESTER

angelboy
NEITHER HAVE YOU, GO FIX MY AIR CONDITIONING LOSER

scoops
SUCK MY DICK

angelboy
I DID IT WAS HORRIBLE

scoops has left the chat

angelboy has left the chat

woozi
how did this even escalate

booboothefool
I genuinely dont know

wonton
what we've grasped from this arguement is:
jeonghan has a small dick
seungcheol's is wrinkly

futureofkpop
I feel like we already knew that

naegahosh
damn the guy isnt even here to defend himself

naegahosh
speaking of defending themselves
ji~

woozi
shut the fuck up and leave me alone

booboothefool
how did soonyoung manage to fuck that up?

hansoap
dang soons Jihoon was whipped for you the hell did you do

naegahosh
NOTHING?

hansoap
that's probably it

woozi
he didnt do anything just stfu

booboothefool
then?

woozi
then what

sockmin
um anyways so
LOOK WHO I JUST SAW AT THE MALL

wooziWHY ARE YALL AT THE MALL WE LITERALLY GOT KICKED OUT OF JOSHUA'S HOUSE 2 HOURS AGO

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woozi
WHY ARE YALL AT THE MALL WE LITERALLY GOT KICKED OUT OF JOSHUA'S HOUSE 2 HOURS AGO

naegahosh
I was hungry

sockmin
I wanted to get some clothes

booboothefool
WHILE HUNGOVER?

naegahosh
I'm kinda fine I kinda drank most of shua's water dispensers

joshujji
THAT WAS YOU?
YOU LITTLE BITCH

naegahosh
IM SORRY IT WAS JUST SO PERFECTLY COLD

the singers ig?
joshujji, angelboy, sockmin, woozi, booboothefool

Sockmin
I'm sorry ji
but I wanna suck soonyoung's dick













HII
ITS ME THE WRITER OF THIS GOD AWFUL CHAT STORY
everything with mingyu seemed to be fully cleared up and he seems so happy so that's nice to see so here's a new chapter that kinda longer than usual

I wrote most of this during my biology exam so can I get a thank you joshujji

anyways is there anything yall would like to read in the next few chapters? ion mind putting yall in for a few!

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