15. Joke TIME w/ Kamaboko, Uzui, Rengoku and y/n! pt.1

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Uzui: let's have a joke battle!

Rengoku: that's a good idea!

Y/n: I'm in

Tanjiro: Me too!

Zenitsu: do I have any choice?

Inosuke: Monjiroooo!!!

Nezuko: hmm!

Uzui: Ok me first!

Uzui: A man to prove his love for his wife swam the deepest river, crossed the widest desert and climbed the highest mountain. Flamboyantly, she divorced him. Why?

Zenitsu and Y/n: is that even a joke?

Tanjiro and Rengoku: why?

Uzui: Because he was never home.

Zenitsu and y/n: ....... I'm speechless...

Rengoku: MY TURN!

Y/n: ah cheerful as ever...

Rengoku: How does a sailor know there is a man in the mirror?

All of them: how?

Rengoku: because he as been out to SEA! HAHAHAHA

Y/n: not bad!

Nezuko: hmm!

Tanjiro: my turn!

Tanjiro: when will water stop running downhill?

All of them: when?

Tanjiro: when it reaches the bottom.

Zenitsu: woah tanjiro I didn't know you're good at it

Tanjiro: oh thank you!

Y/n: ok zenitsu's turn!

Zenitsu clearing his throat: why is an elephant an unwelcome guest?

Uzui: well flamboyantly obvious he's too big!

Rengoku: yeah!

Zenitsu: wrong!

Y/n and Tanjiro: eh? Then what is it?

Zenitsu: *sigh* because he always bring his trunk along.

Inosuke laughing his ass down: how funny!

Y/n: does he understand?

Zenitsu: I think no

Rengoku: y/n your turn!

Y/n: what is the bes way to find out how long it will take you to lose fat?

Tanjiro: What is it Y/n-san?

Y/n: Just weight and see

All of them bursting into a laugh: HAHAHAHAHA NICE ONE Y/N!



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