One day Y/N woke up and went out to her vehicle. She unlocked it before she heard the speakers on her black Car go KACHOW IM LIGHTING MCQUEEN right as the car freaking transformed into a transformer. You stared at it in shock and awe before it turned into a person
"What up hot stuff wanna go smashhhh"
You nodded blushing gently before he pulled you to your bedroom and threw you on the bed you were smiling until he pulled a black book out of his pocket smirking
"You see I Kars will be the FIRST ONE TO EVER...."
You looked at him anticipating some horny fun but he threw the book at you
"TEACH YOU THE TEACHINGS OF YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST!!"
You hissed and flew off the bed
"This isn't the horny fun I wanted!!"
"Read it or be sent to the firey depths of hell!!"
"LIKE YOU WOULD KNOW BEFORE TODAY YOU WERE JUST A CAR"
"NOT JUST A CAR I'M KARS!! THE BEST IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE!!"
"NOOO!"
You threw an oil can and him and before you knew it he transformed into something more sinister than a car. He turned INTO THE LORD AND SAVIOR HIMSELF
HAWK FROM BHNA
You screeched at the man with bird wings before throwing the bible at him and playing hot wings from Rio where you two ended up having a sick jam out session
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