Dat ass

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So basically pico was at the fuckin supermarket or some shit and he spotted the Mom(da week 4 lady) and took a peek at her A S S

Pico was following her all around the store tryna get some of those demon ass cheeks until they both eventually made there way the checkout line

Our boi 🅱️ico had a plan on how he was finna smash
He was gonna slap her ass and flirt with her
If he got rejected he was gonna show her how to scratch it (which is basically him goin "Pmm, suh-ah-say-ee, pmm pmm, tha-uh-nos-tha-uh, pmm, tha-ee, pmm, nos, pmm, suh p, pmm pmm, suh-ah-say-ee, pmm pmm, tha-uh-nos-tha-uh, pmm, tha-ee, pmm, nos, pmm, suh p. Y'all gone make me act a fool, up in here, up in here, y'all gone make me lose my cool, up in here, up in here. Y'all gone make me bust a smack, up in here, up in here, y'all gone make my fingers snap, up in here, up in here. Why should i battle a crusty old man when he can't even defeat a little weak peter pan? You're lucky this is only a beatbox battle, cuz in a real battle i would make you feel rattled. Look at him, he's only got one planet, i got the whole galaxy under my dependence, you're gonna pay when you bleed and die, yes, you realize destiny arrives. Y'all gone make me huh-a-pah-puh-a-tss huhbit-tt-put-a-put-tuh-tuh-pttt-tt-pttt-put-teh-tuh-aye Y'all gone make me huh-a-pah-puh-a-tss huhbit-tt-put-a-put-tuh-tuh-pttt-tt-pttt-put-teh-tuh Y'all gone make me huh-a-pah-puh-a-tss huhbit-tt-put-a-put-tuh-tuh-pttt-tt -pttt-put-teh-tuh Yall gone make me huh-a-pah-puh-a-tss huhbit-tt-put-a-put-tuh-tuh-pttt-tt-pttt-put-teh-tuh. Pmm, suh-ah-say-ee, pmm pmm, tha-uh-nos-tha-uh, pmm, tha-ee, pmm, nos, pmm, suh p, pmm pmm, suh-ah-say-ee, pmm pmm, tha-uh-nos-tha-uh, pmm let me show you how to scratch it, teh-put-tehteh, pmm, suh-uh-puh-uh-tmm-peh-eh-tuh-pah-uh-pp-eh-tuh-uh-pmm, suh-uh-pp-sih-tuh-pthth-uh-pthth-pp-teh-tuh-uh, pmm, suh-uh-puh-uh-tmm-peh-eh-tuh-pah-uh-pp-eh-tuh-uh-pmm, By the way, destiny still arrives, beewww." and see how it goes out

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