Alrighty guys, I cannot stress enough Bakugou is aged up, Enji and Katsuki are the SAME AGE. THEY ARE BOTH 48 DO NOT COME @ ME PEOPLES. Love y'all!! (Also it may not be clear, Bakugou is trans, he has a pussy, it's not an mpreg but I can make a A/B/O ship in my other oneshot book if y'all want)
Katsuki: *to Natsuo, Fuyumi, Touya, & Shoto* Hey guys, we have some news!!
*All look up from the dinner being set in front of them*
The kids: *hesitant*...yes?
Enji: Your mothers pregnant again isn't it wonderful!
Touya: So...y'all fucked, no condom?
Katsuki: Yes bitch now eat yo mother fuckin veggies before I go over there and whoop yo ass
Touya: Yes Mother
Katsuki: What was that?
Touya: I said no problem Mom!
Katsuki: Yeah that's what I thought I heard.
~~~~That night~~~~
*In Shoto and Natsuo's shared room*
Shoto: I'm scared to close my eyes.
Natsuo: You see it too??
Shoto: *turns comically with a terrified face and nods slowly*
~~~~Later that week~~~~
Fuyumi: *walks into house and hears moans from master bedroom after picking Nat and Sho up from school* Ooooohhhh No we don't.
Natsuo/Shoto: Please take us to your apartment!
Fuyumi: Yeah of course baby, you don't wanna be here right now.
~~~~When they done doing the do~~~~
Touya drinking juice: Hey mom I didn't know he was your Daddy too...
Katuski: *smacks him with a wooden spoon on the arm* Shut up, we all know you love it when your little birdie friend ties your ass down.
Touya: *bright red* Mom!!
Enji: Oh my.
~~~~At dinner that night~~~~
*everyone eating peacefully*
Enji: *clears throat* So Touya, bondage huh?
Touya: Daaaaad!! Mom I totally blame you!!
Katsuki: *cackles evilly* you tried me and lost son, do it again and I'll beat the shit out of you.
Enji:
Natsuo:
Shoto:
Fuyumi:
Touya: Yes sir I promise.
Katsuki: Good. *continues to eat* What, y'all don't like the food I made??
Everyone: No no!! Itadakimasu!! Thak you for the meal!!
CZYTASZ
Crack fic that I'm sharing with @lalaland90876
FanfictionI was a bored bitch and decided this would be fun so we doin it. And just like all my other work if you want to copy it out in a different language, go ahead, just let me know first and if you rewrite or edit all my bs pls send me the results!! I wa...
