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>Ryoko-Hirose sent an image

Ryoko-Hirose: guess who

Joe-Tazuna: AAAAH WE GET IT 

Joe-Tazuna: YOUR TRIP IS AWESOME

Anzu-Kinashi: SO PLZ FOR THE LOVE OF JOESUS 

Anzu-Kinashi: STOP

Kugie-Kizuchi: i would agree with Anzu & Joe but honestly

Kugie-Kizuchi: what the hell is a joesus?

Joe-Tazuna: it's me

Joe-Tazuna: but jesus

Ranmaru-Kageyama: oh my god please kill me

Ryoko-Hirose: your wish is my command. 

Ryoko-Hirose: *loads shotgun in the background*

Sara-Chidouin: Joe, we've been friends for a long time

Sara-Chidouin: and you somehow still manage to find ways to surprise me

Kugie-Kizuchi: how did you even manage to come up with 'Joesus' in the first place?

Anzu-Kinashi: GLAD YOU ASKED

Anzu-Kinashi: remember how two days ago i went to do my job as a clown?

Anzu-Kinashi: so you see i found out that the best way to make peopel laugh is to tell stupid life stories about us

Anzu-Kinashi: so that's what i did

Kugie-Kizuchi: and you came up with Joesus that way?

Anzu-Kinashi: yeah but tbh i think she was more like bullying joe 

Joe-Tazuna: WAIT WHAT YOU DIDN"T TELL ME THAT

Anzu-Kinashi: HEY youre not the only one! she was bullying all of us!

Sara-Chidouin: seriously? how old is she?

Anzu-Kinashi: middle school or smth

Ranmaru-Kageyama: i would say kids are scary

Ranmaru-Kageyama: but im still technically a kid so i cant

Anzu-Kinashi: but i still made her smile and now we're friends :D

>Anzu-Kinashi sent an image

Sara-Chidouin: maybe we should just ignore the bullying part...

Ryoko-Hirose: YES

Ryoko-Hirose: Joe as our new holy spirit or whatever the heck jesus is

Kugie-Kizuchi: isn't Jesus the son of God?

Joe-Tazuna: wait i thought jesus was the reincarnated version of god

Ranmaru-Kageyama: hold on i thought the holy spirit and jesus were the same

Anzu-Kinashi: wtf even is religion

Ryoko-Hirose: you know what he might as well be all of them combined

Sara-Chidouin: well either way he's still worshiped.

Sara-Chidouin: does that mean we're worshiping Joe now?

Anzu-Kinashi: LMAO YES

Joe-Tazuna: AYYYYY IM GOD NOW

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