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pete🙄

pete🙄: can i call you starkle

ashley: what?
ashley: where did that come from

pete🙄: i dunno i just thought it was cute
pete🙄: i want us to have our nickname things yknow
pete🙄: stark-le
pete🙄: like stark and sparkle combined i dont know
pete🙄: is that cringey im sorry

ashley: can you please hold on

pete🙄: um yea sure?

captain

ashley: STEVE
ashley: OMG STEVE
ashley CAPTAIN ROGERS

captain: WHAT WHAT IS IT
captain: ARE YOU PREGNANT

ashley: what the fuck no

captain: oh
captain: THEN WHY DID YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE YOU WERE FREAKING OUT

ashley: BECAUSE I AM FREAKING OUT

captain: WHY

ashley: ARE YOU FREAKING OUT???

captain: YES

ashley: WHY????

captain: BECAUSE YOU'RE FREAKING OUT
captain: JUST TELL ME WHATS GOING ON

ashley: PETER GAVE ME A NICKNAME
ashley: STARKLE

captain: WAIT OMG?????
captain: IM SQUEALING
captain: THATS SO CUTE
captain: APAKSKAKDNDHSJ

ashley: IKR

captain: SO THAT MEANS YOU'RE OVER YOUR WEIRD CRUSH ON LOKI RIGHT???

ashley: stop i didnt have a crush on him

captain: mhm sure
captain: ANYWAYS NOW THAT YOU'RE OVER HIM
captain: PLEASE MARRY PETER

ashley: steve omg

captain: OH WAIT WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM

ashley: NOTHING CAUSE IM STILL FREAKING OUT

captain: OMG MISS GIRL REPLY????

ashley: OK OK WAITTTT

pete🙄

ashley: ok im back
ashley: sorry about that
ashley: i just had to freak out for a sec

pete🙄: freak out?
pete🙄: why?

ashley: UHH NOTHING CAN YOU PLEASE STOP ASKING QUESTIONS
ashley: by the way yes you can call me starkle

pete🙄: cool! glad you like the nickname

ashley: yehansnjskaj

pete🙄: are you okay?

ashley: yeah why wouldnt i be

pete🙄: you're just typing weird

ashley: NO IM NOT