Great.

Orphan

I was recently told that if I give my child to the orphanage I get money for it so I tried it out.
It didn't work.
Anyways I saw grate walk. That's mainly why I was looking into orphanages because he walks on four legs and you know that ain't normal.
Anyways now I don't have a child I don't need cheater Charlie. I dumped him on his birthday hahahhah. Anyways I decided I wanted a new child so I found myself some new man's. After a minute I was pregnant and another two seconds later I gave birth to a normal child. I wanted her to be the popular girl so I gave her my gucci crocs.
I started working at greatrowan bakery undercover so no one knows I'm poor. I earnt ten dollars before I got fired for eating their pies whilst I was supposed to be serving customers but I don't regret it. They had bloody great pies.